"[gives a speech to a school] Hello. Thank you for giving me the opportunity to talk to you today. My name is Mark Schultz. I wanna talk about America, and I wanna tell you why I wrestle. [holds up his Olympic gold metal to the kids] This is an Olympic gold metal. I won this three years ago at the 23rd Olympic games in Los Angeles, California. This is more than just some piece of metal. It's about what the metal represents. The virtues it requires to attain it."

"[slaps Mark Schultz in the face and whispers] You ungrateful ape."

"I do not share my mother's affection for horseflesh, I'll have you know."

"Horses are stupid. Horses eat and shit. That's all they do. It's very silly. It's all very silly."

"Steve Carell - John Eleuthère du Pont"

"Coach is the father. Coach is a mentor. Coach has great power on athlete's life."

"I don't care about trains, Mother. I am leading men!"

"Channing Tatum - Mark Schultz"

"I'm getting Dave. And I don't care how much it costs."

"I consider you a friend. And my friends call me Eagle. Or Golden Eagle. Either of those would work. Or John. Or Coach."

"Barbara Crampton – Carol"

"Michael Kearns – Male Porno Actor"

"Russ Marin - Frank"

"Jeremy Lawrence – Theatre Director"

"Melanie Griffith – Holly Body"

"Craig Wasson – Jake Scully"

"Gregg Henry – Sam Bouchard"

"Deborah Shelton – Gloria Revelle"

"A seduction. A mystery. A murder."

"Do you like to watch?"

"Brian De Palma the modern master of suspense invites you witness - A seduction. A mystery. A murder."

"Guy Boyd – Det. Jim McLean"

"As far as I'm concerned, you're the real reason Gloria Revelle got murdered. If you hadn't have been so busy getting off by peeping on her, if you'd have called the police about the Indian, Gloria Revelle would still be alive."

"Dennis Franz – Rubin"

"The X Cinema, L.A.'s classiest X-rated movie house. This week see the film everyone's talking about: "Holly Does Hollywood." And does it well. Screw magazine says, "Holly Body keeps this business where it belongs - in the gutter." In the words of Eros magazine, "The 'Gone With The Wind' of adult films." "'Holly Does Hollywood'" in a hedonist's heaven." Hustler magazine gives it "Hustler's highest rating." "10 Nominations including Best Picture," Critics Adult Film Association. Starring Holly Body. "Holly Does Hollywood" - Now playing at the X Cinema. And for you home viewers, you can pick it up right now at Tower Records all-night video sale."

"Okay. Let's bring in the body double!"

"I'm not just a stunt cock, I'm an ACTOR!"

"Weirdo, so many weird people I should never have moved to Hollywood! Fucking freaky actors, that's what there is here. Masochistic directors! I should have known when he didn't even know what a cumshot was."

"I do not do animal acts. I do not do S&M or any variations of that particular bent, no water sports either. I will not shave my pussy, no fistfucking and absolutely no coming in my face. I get $2000 a day and I do not work without a contract."

"Monte Landis – Sid Goldberg"

"Daniela Melchior – Isabel Neves"

"Helen Mirren – Magdalene "Queenie" Shaw"

"Rita Moreno – Abuelita Toretto"

"Jason Statham – Deckard Shaw"

"Charlize Theron – Cipher"

"Brie Larson – Tess"

"Not All Races Can Be Won"

"The Last Ride"

"Vin Diesel – Dominic Toretto"

"The End of the Road Begins"

"[To Letty, about Gisele emerging from a submarine] Still think my plan sucks?"