""Live and let live" is, at best, a load of crap. It basically boils down to: 'If I don't tell you I'm a fag, you won't beat the crap out of me'. What kind of solution is that?"

"[about to make a statement with the hospital staff looking at the gathered crowd outside] Oh, my God... Anybody else wanna do this?"

"I remembered something to myself. The night he and I drove around together, he said, 'Laramie sparkles, doesn't it?' And where he was in that spot up there, if you sit exactly in that spot up there, Laramie sparkles. With the low-lying clouds, it's - uh - it's the blue lights that bounce off the clouds. And it goes over the whole city. I mean, I mean, it blows you away. And Matt was right there in that spot. And I can just picture - in his eyes - what he was seeing. And the last thing that he saw on this Earth was the sparkling lights of Laramie, Wyoming."

"My son, Matthew, did not look like a winner. He was rather uncoordinated and wore braces from the age of 13 until the day he died. However in his all-too-brief life, he proved that he was a winner. On October 6, 1998, he tried to show the world he could win again. On October 12, 1998, my first born son, and my hero, lost. On October 12, 1998, my first born son, and my hero, died. 50 days before his 22nd birthday. I keep wondering the same thing that I did when I first saw him in the hospital. What would he have become? How could he have changed his piece of the world to make it better? Matt officially died in a hospital in Fort Collins, Colorado. He actually died on the outskirts of Laramie, tied to a fence. You, Mr. McKinney, with your friend Mr. Henderson, left him there, by himself. But he was not alone. There were his lifelong friends with him, friends that he had grown up with. You're probably wondering who these friends were. First he had the beautiful night sky and the same stars and moon we used to see through a telescope. Then he had the daylight and the sun to shine on him. And through it all, he was breathing in the scent of the pine trees from the snowy range. He heard the wind, the ever present Wyoming wind for the last time. He had one more friend with him. He had God. And I feel better, knowing he wasn't alone. Matt's beating, hospitalization, and funeral focused worldwide attention on hate. Good is coming out of evil. People have said, 'Enough is enough.' I miss my son, but I am proud to be able to say that he was my son. Judy has been quoted as being against the death penalty. It has been stated that Matt was against the death penalty. Both of these statements are wrong. I, too, believe in the death penalty. I would like nothing better than to see you die, Mr. McKinney. However, this is the time to begin the healing process, to show mercy to someone who refused to show any mercy. Mr. McKinney, I am going to grant you life, as hard as it is to do so, because of Matthew. Everytime you celebrate Christmas, a birthday, the 4th of July, remember that Matt isn't. Everytime that you wake up in your prison cell, remember you had the opportunity and the ability to stop your actions that night. You robbed me of something very precious and I will never forgive you for that. Mr. McKinney, I give you life in the memory of someone who no longer lives. May you have a long life. And may you thank Matthew everyday for it."

"Amy Madigan - Officer Reggie Flutty"

"Ben Foster - Aaron Kreifels"

"Joshua Jackson - Matt Galloway"

"John McAdams - Jonas Slonaker"

"Janeane Garofalo - Catherine Connolly"

"Greg Pierotti - Jon Peacock"

"Steve Buscemi - Doc O'Connor"

"Ever heard of "Jihadi Blogger.com?" I'm posing as a one-armed Wahhabi warrior who took a crap in a cave next to Bin Laden. I think I can spare you a couple of rocket launchers."

"Won't be replacing that son of yours anytime soon! Blood in the urine: early indicator of a kidney failure! You should be seeing double right about now! THAT would be a torn meniscus."

"I promise you two things: one, I will find Castle, and I will kill him. Slowly, and painfully. And two, you will ever, ever have to look at your refection again, as long as you're with me."

"I'm gonna get my applesauce back!"

"I axed you a question. You don't answer? I guess I'll just have to axe it again."

"Did you know that kidneys and applesauce are a delicacy in Sweden?"

"Yummy, yummy, yummy in my tummy, tummy, tummy."

"This deal is going down tonight."

"Let's play a game! What do you say?"

"Bjanka Murgel - Arm Candy"

"Aubert Pallascio - Tiberiu Bulat"

"David Vadim - Cristu Bulat"

"Keram Malicki-Sánchez - Ink"

"Mark Camacho - Pittsy"

"T.J. Storm - Maginty"

"Tony Calabretta - Saffiotti"

"Ron Lea - NYPD Captain Ross"

"Larry Day - FBI Agent Miller"

"Stephanie Janusauskas - Grace Donatelli"

"Romano Orzari - Nicky Donatelli"

"Wayne Knight - Linus Lieberman / Microchip"

"Dash Mihok - NYPD Detective Martin Soap"

"Doug Hutchison - James Russoti / Loony Bin Jim (LBJ)"