"[as a pterosaur] And now for my final t-t-test, taste my reptilian wrath! [notices pain] Ahh...my cloaca... [lays egg] Bwah! Ugh. [sobfully as he flies away] Ow. Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh-hoh..."

"But, Dr. Cortex, the Vortex is not ready! We have no idea what it could do! [laughs crazily]"

"[screams then flips gravity] Bwah? Goodness, if it isn't Lani-Loli! How are you, brother?"

"[flips gravity then laughs] Don't mind grumpy gus. He's always a downer."

"[to Cortex] Enjoy the end of the universe!"

"[sighs] When's existence ever done anything for anyone anyway?"

"Yeah, don't mind me. I don't matter. Nothing matters."

"Well, if you'd rather not know about the giant mask-eating monster from beyond the stars, that is your choice. [chuckles]"

"[to the other Quantum Masks] Right then, let's plug up these holes!"

"Right! Now that we've mended things, we can take you anywhere, anywhen, after we rest. For now I can only take us as far as the culinary capital of the universe: Neon City!"

"[to Cortex] Eh-eh! Looks like somebody needs a little timeout."

"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!"

"No, no, no, no, no, no, no way. Not in a million... AAAAAAAAHHH!"

"[stuck to Crash] Yiiii! Get him off. Get him off. Get him off."

"[chokes then spits] Hey, Aku! How's it g-g-gah… Is that a Quantum Rift? [breathing heavily]"

"Yes, yes! The kind we keep shut! We have to go through, find my siblings, and fix this before some putz with a big evil plan and a BIGGER EGO DOES SOMETHING MONUMENTALLY STUPID!"

"Correct! Now my brother Akano is around here somewhere."

"Ah... Behold the aforementioned putz."

"[screams] AKANO!"

"Akano! Old Dark Matter himself! Careful, Crash. He's heavier than he..."

"Oh, good, you're awake!"

"Alright! Two masks down, two to go! Feeling a little less panicked. I was at a 10 before, now I'm at a solid, let's say, 9.78888. Oh, yeah. These bandicoots are here to help."

"[referring to Akano] Short and to the point. Love this guy!"

"Not here. If these chucklenuts weren't punching holes in reality, we could open our own rifts. For now, we're stuck taking the long route. But I sense another rift around here somewhere. [sees N. Brio then screams]"

"[Kupuna-Wa] Yeah, just gonna stop you there before you tell us how we all die!"

"Leaving now!"

"[referring to Cortex] Wow, you know, I'm sensing a real fraught history here. How many times have you beaten this clown anyway?"

"Really? Only three? [Crash nods his head] Funny. Seemed like more."

"[to Ika-Ika] WAKE UP!!!"

"We can't close the rifts until we stop whatever is opening them."

"[opens rift to Neon City] Yeah!"

"Somewhere he can't cause any trouble."

"[to N. Tropy] But, sir..."

"[to the female N. Tropy] At once, your foulness."

"Ship launch in 10, 9... ugh, I should have started at 3. BLASTOFF!"

"[on radio] September 9th, entry 7. Dear Diary, that rash still hasn't gone away and..."

"Stowaways?! Well- hey, where'd my kart go?!"

"I swear I left my kart parked right there..."

"My 6th kart stolen this year! [sobs] My wife's gonna kill me."

"Attention crew: asteroid field ahead, buckle your seatbelts!"

"We're hit! Unbuckle those seatbelts and FIX MY SHIP!!"

"Quickly minions, prepare Master an escape pod!"

"ABANDON SHIP!!!"

"Hmm. Hang on, guys! I'm coming!"

"It's so good to see you guys. It's... been a long time for me."