Conspiracy Theorists

"Kamabla Harris is afraid to Debate me on FoxNews"

"I’m for electric cars. I have to be, you know, because Elon endorsed me very strongly. So I have no choice."

"This one is so smart, so sharp. She grabbed me. She gave me a kiss. I said "I think I'm never going back home to the first lady." See now for the average politician, that's death. For me, I don't care."

"24 HOURS UNTIL WE UNLEASH HELL. At this time tomorrow, Crooked Kamala’s worst nightmares come true. Tomorrow I step on stage and deliver Open Border Czar Kamala Harris the WORST defeat of her failed political career."

"That’s a weird deal going on there. They’re the weird ones. Nobody’s ever called me weird. I’m a lot of things, but weird I’m not. You notice the evening news, every one of them, you know, they introduced the word ‘weird’, and all of a sudden they’re talking about ‘weird’. No, we’re not weird people. We’re actually just the opposite. We’re right down the middle. No, we're not weird. We're very solid people. We want to have strong borders. We want to have good elections. They’re the weird ones."

"A Black job is anybody that has a job."

"I don't want pronouns."

"So I've known her a long time - indirectly, not directly very much - and she was always of Indian heritage. And she was only promoting Indian heritage. I didn't know she was Black until a number of years ago when she happened to turn Black. And now she wants to be known as Black. So I don't know, is she Indian or is she Black?"

"If you are Jewish, regardless of Israel, if you’re Jewish, if you vote for a Democrat, you’re a fool, an absolute fool."

"She doesn’t like Jewish people. You know it, I know it and everybody knows it and nobody wants to say it."

"Perverts and losers"

"I’m not so sure which is better. But she either likes or loves me. And that’s nice."

"I thought she was a little younger, but she's 60"

"You won't have to do it anymore. Four more years, you know what, it will be fixed, it will be fine, you won't have to vote anymore, my beautiful Christians...I love you Christians. I'm a Christian. I love you, get out, you gotta get out and vote. In four years, you don't have to vote again, we'll have it fixed so good you're not going to have to vote."

"I pledge to the bitcoin community, that the day I take the oath of office, Joe Biden and Kamala Harris’ anti-crypto crusade will be over. On day one, I will fire Gary Gensler."

"We have a new victim now, Kamala. A brand new victim, and honestly she’s a radical left lunatic. When you find out about her, all I have to say is defund the police,Three months ago, she was thought of so badly, [the media] were just killing her. And now they’re trying to make her into a, let’s say, Margaret Thatcher. I don’t think so. It’s not going to happen. Margaret Thatcher didn’t laugh like that. Did she?"

"They say something happened to me when I got shot. I became nice. If you don't mind, I'm not going to be nice. Is that okay? If border czar Harris is in charge, every week they'll bring in a neverending stream of illegal aliens, rapists, blood thirsty killers, child murderers to go after our sons and our daughters. Everything Kamala touches turns into a total disaster."

"And then the [Kamala Harris] campaign says, 'I'm the prosecutor and he is the convicted felon.'"

"I guess eventually she’s gonna mean no more people. Right? No more people."

"You know what that means? That means no more cows."

"Kamala even wants to pass laws to outlaw RED MEAT to stop climate change."

"By luck or by God, many people are saying it’s by God I’m still here. The agents hit me so hard that my shoes fell off, and my shoes are tight. I had all prepared an extremely tough speech, really good, all about the corrupt, horrible administration. But I threw it away. I want to try to unite our country."

"It was God alone who prevented the unthinkable from happening...In this moment, it is more important than ever that we stand United, and show our True Character as Americans, remaining Strong and Determined, and not allowing Evil to Win"

"I disagree with some of the things they’re saying and some of the things they’re saying are absolutely ridiculous and abysmal."

"I know nothing about Project 2025."

"I really don't know what he said at the end of that sentence. I don't think he knows what he said either."

"If we had a real president, a president that knew -- that was respected by Putin ... he would have never invaded Ukraine."

"Israel is the one. And you should let them go and let them go finish the job. He doesn’t want to do it. He’s become like a Palestinian, but hey, don’t like him because he’s a very bad Palestinian. He’s a weak one."

"If I took this shirt off, you would see a beautiful beautiful person. But you would see wounds all over. I’ve taken a lot of wounds I can tell you. More than I suspect any president ever."

"I want you to remember what they did to me. They tortured me in the Fulton County Jail, and TOOK MY MUGSHOT. So guess what? I put it on a mug for the WHOLE WORLD TO SEE!"

"But I will tell you that would have never happened [if I was president]. Ukraine would have never happened. The israeli attack would have never happened and inflation would have never happened. Those are three big things. Inflation would have never happened. No, I wouldn't support a national ban [on abortion]. No, I would not."

"I'm not rambling."

"before I even arrive at the Oval Office, shortly after we win the presidency"

"So I said, ‘Let me ask you a question. Nobody ever asked this question. And it must be because of MIT. My relationship to MIT. Very smart. I say, What would happen if the boat sank from its weight? And you’re in the boat and you have this tremendously powerful battery, and the battery is now underwater, and there’s a shark that’s approximately 10 yards over there. By the way, a lot of shark attacks lately. You notice that? A lot of shark. I watch some guys justifying it today. ‘Well, they weren’t really that angry. They bit off the young lady’s leg because of the fact that they were — they were not hungry, but they misunderstood what - who she was.’ These people are crazy. ‘There’s no problem with sharks. They just didn’t really understand a young woman swimming. No really got decimated and other people too, a lot of shark attacks. So I said, ‘So there’s a shark 10 yards away from the boat, 10 yards or here. Do I get electrocuted? If the boat is sinking, water goes over the battery, the boat is sinking. Do I stay on top of the boat and get electrocuted? Or do I jump over by the shark and not get electrocuted? ‘You know, nobody’s ever asked me that question.’ I said, ‘I think it’s a good question. I think there’s a lot of electric current coming through that water.’ But you know what I’d do if there was a shark or you get electrocuted? I’ll take electrocution every single time. I’m not getting near the shark!"

"I don't care about you. I just want your vote."

"Those J6 warriors — they were warriors — but they were really, more than anything else, they’re victims of what happened... All they were doing is protesting a rigged election. That’s what they were doing."

"[Rachel Campos-Duffy:] Would you declassify the 9/11 files? [Donald Trump:] Yeah. [Campos-Duffy:] Would you declassify the JFK files? [Trump:] Yeah. I did a lot of it. [Campos-Duffy:] Would you declassify the Epstein files? [Trump:] Yeah. Yeah, I would. I guess I would. I think that less so because, you know, you don't know — you don't want to affect people's lives if it's phony stuff in there, because it's a lot of phony stuff with that whole world."

"Wouldn't it be terrible to throw the President's wife and the former Secretary of State into jail? Wouldn't that be a terrible thing? But they wanna do it! It's a terrible, terrible, path that they're leading us to & it's very possible that it's going to have to happen to them."

"Don’t forget, if it weren’t me, they’d be going after somebody else. And I know a lot of the competition, They wouldn’t be doing so well right now. They’d be saying, ‘Mommy, take me home, I want to go home."

"Our witnesses were literally crucified by this man who looks like an angel, but he is really a devil."

"We have a country that’s in big trouble, but this was a rigged decision right from day one, with a conflicted judge who should have never been allowed to try this case, And we’ll keep fighting we’ll fight till the end and we’ll win because our country has gone to hell. We don’t have the same country anymore. We have a divided mess. We’re a nation in decline, serious decline, millions and millions of people pouring into our country right now, from prisons and from mental institutions terrorists, and they’re taking over our country, real verdict would come in November."

"It boiled down to something that was very beautiful, the way it happened, and I got along with him very well. He respected me, I respected him. Very smart guy, very strong guy"

"And if you vote for me, on Day One, I will commute the sentence of Ross Ulbricht"

"Before I even arrive at the Oval Office, shortly after we win the presidency, I will have the horrible war between Russia and Ukraine settled, and we will restore, as we had just four years ago, peace through strength. They respected our country and they respected your President."

"I know we won (Minnesota) in 2020. We've got to be careful. We've got to watch those votes."

"Has anyone ever seen The Silence of the Lambs? The late, great Hannibal Lecter. He's a wonderful man. He oftentimes would have a friend for dinner."

"I have been indicted more than the great Al Capone, on bullshit."

"Our cities are choking to death. Our states are dying. And frankly, our country is dying."

"He’s a demented tyrant."

"If he wins, our country is going to be destroyed."