Comedy Films

"Lloyd Gough - Delaney"

"M. Josef Sommer - Committee Chairman"

"Michael Murphy - Alfred Miller"

"Zero Mostel - Herschel Brownstein, aka Hecky Brown"

"Andrea Marcovicci - Florence Barrett"

"Woody Allen - Howard Prince"

"Herschel Bernardi - Phil Sussman"

"Remak Ramsay - Hennessey"

"Beth Burvant as Katie"

"Werner Richmond as Andrew"

"Stephen David Calhoun as Nicolai"

"Bob Newhart as Judson"

"Jane Curtin as Charlene"

"Dikran Tulaine as Sergei Kubichek"

"Stana Katic as Simone Renoir"

"Jason Douglas as Ivan"

"Bruce Davison as Professor Lazlo/Vlad"

"(confronted by all the vampires, to Flynn) You got a plan, bookboy; because I would love to hear it!"

"(to Simone and Flynn) Well, got you again! Honestly, we're not thiss good. You two kind of suck at sneaking around."

"Mason: You're going to lose, Flynn!"

"You're not going to think yourself out of this one, bookboy."

"(to Flynn) You have some vacation time coming, but don't get greedy."

"(after almost falling out of the door) Who are these people?"

"Andre: Laissess les bons temps rouler, baby!"

"Okay, Mr. Librarian. What kind of fancy book will get you out of this one?"

"The professor made good translation from wax."

"Make it interesting."

"(seeing the bid for $150,000) Are you tring to bankrupt us?!"

"They turn church into nightclub... Americans."

"Andre: Bon chance, professor man!"

"Yes, Flynn, I came back. And I'm not a vampire. I am happy to sing. [in the bonus short]"

"Rise from the dead, warrior prince! Rise and do my bidding!"

"(drunkenly to Flynn) You have time off. Get out of this apartment!"

"(to his class) Go now. Be young."

"(to Flynn): I left you at the dock to protect you."

"I loved you, Flynn... for a little while."

"(to Flynn) You follow vampire into woods at night? I thought you were a smart boy."

"Well, you know I have dated old women before but uh, dead is new for me."

"Judson, I know that you are over 2,000 years old and I also know that the library is pitched in a larger battle between good and evil."

"Let's go somewhere more private."

"Noah Wyle as Flynn Carsen/University Teacher"

"Simone, you're alive! (laughing) I thought you were dead and you came back, you're not a vampire. [in the bonus short]"

"Libby Villari - the Waitress"

"One porcelain vase. Early Ming dynasty, cira 1400. Lot 011."

"(handing over the check) And let's wait about two weeks before cashing that. Shall we."

"I don't kill for food."

"I just woke up in vampire's lair!!!"

"Mary Steenburgen - Betty Carver"

"Darlene Cates - Bonnie Grape"

"Laura Harrington - Amy Grape"