"That guy's turned into a real... (interrupt-ed by Mr. Chicken's clucking to avoid insulting Ted for refusing to join the Band again) I'm going to go get the bus."

"Christopher Walken as Reed Thimple"

"Jess Harnell as Long-Haired Dude"

"You know um... last week it was "casual Friday" at the office and I guess I forgot and I wore a tie."

"Have you seen my chicken?"

"I'm sorry, Big Al."

"All right, it's time to lose those guys."

"And since that day, I've been plotting my revenge waiting for the day I'd destroy the place that brought me misery. Well, that day...is TONIGHT!!! [laughs]"

"[after destroying a model of Country Bear Hall] Oh no, Country Bear Hall has been crushed!"

"Do you like the sound of crunching wood? I do."

"This is not over! Bears!"

"How about a little thing I call "Hiding in the car wash"."

"We hide in the car wash."

"Paul Rugg as TV Reporter"

"Nah we're not doing the show. Not without you."

"Krystal as Herself"

"The reluctant guest."

"Your Future Would Be In Good Hands... If She Had Any."

"He'll Be Happy To Serve You... On A Plate!"

"Check your pulse at the door... if you have one."

"Open House"

"John Alexander - Big Al (suit performer)"

"Terri Hardin - Trixie St. Claire (puppeteer), Big Al (puppeteer)"

"Alice Dinnean - Beary Barrington (puppeteer)"

"Julianne Buescher - Tennessee O'Neal (puppeteer)"

"John Kennedy - Zeb Zoober (puppeteer)"

"Tom Fisher - Henry Dixon Taylor (suit performer)"

"Um, look, I, uh... mmm... I hope you know how lucky you are. It only took you three days to understand something that took me ten years to figure out."

"Mr. Chicken is a girl."

"Really, I want to tell you that I'm sorry. I was mad... not at you... and I'm sorry. And that thing you wrote in your journal about us being great when we're together. It's true."

"You, uh, left you stuff on the bus."

"People are waiting for me. You found your way in. You can find your way out."

"Get the...get the... Oh, that's a stupidest thing! Never enough million years!"

"The music. The millions of notes that floated up there... Some of the best darn notes ever."

"Why? $20,000, that's why. You don't got it, I don't got it. Good-bye, Country Bear Hall."

"I tell you, a lot of great music was on that stage. There's Flat and Scruggs, Liver Lips McGrowl, Gomer. Jimi Hendrix opened here for Vanilla Fudge. But nobody, but nobody was like the Country Bears. Huh! Place would be packed... people sitting everywhere even up in the rafters. You know, sometimes I'd up there just to hear the notes."

"Aw, Beary left his stuff. Hmm... [reading] "My Hero," by Beary Barrington, fourth grade. "My hero is really heroes and my heroes are the Country Bears. Whenever I'm sad I play one of their songs and I forget why I was even sad at all. And if you'd met my brother you'd know why I was always sad. I can't really say Zeb is my hero, or Fred, or Ted or even Tennessee. But as the Country Bears, what they can do together Makes them my heroes. I'd like to meet them someday. That would be cool." It says here "a+, but is everything about the Country Bears?""

"Aw, Ted, you don't gotta lie to us. You're family. And you're going. (punches Ted in the face, knocking him down on the stage)"

"What, what, what, what makes you think I'd get back together with you guys?!"

"Yeah, this place would fill up every weekend night."

"Mom? Am I adopted?"

"I don't know. Sometimes I feel... different. Like Dex and me. We don't look the same. Our eyes are different colors and he has freckles, and I don't. I think."

"I mean, picked you up, man. You were left alone. They brought you home They showed you a bunch of Barney videos and they pretended you were their son. You don't belong here."

"Did you know the Bears made the only country song ever to be recorded in Polish?!"

"See this? This is my birth certificate. Here's yours. The Rangers used this to track you."

"I guess I miss the old days at Country Bear Hall. We was kinda... different, you see? And, uh, at Country Bear Hall you could be different and still fit in. Yup. Different. Mm-hmm."

"Look, that's where I started out. I'm not going back. When I said I was finished, I meant it."