"(confused after looking up at big paw, Who had arrived in front of the puppies and had saved Sam Cooper and nose Mary) For a second, I thought you’d be taller. Way taller."

"Us Coolers are descended from King Arthur's puppy, Digalot."

"What are we standing around for? Let's make like a banana and split."

"Can the concert, guys! We'll bring the house down. If we're not careful, we'll go down with it."

"Lance Percival - Chef Wilfred Haines"

"We understand each other. With some difficulty, but we do understand each other."

"Sid James - Captan Crowther"

"Kenneth Williams - First Officer Marjoriebanks"

"Well, I remember when Jeff and Tammy said this to me: We can be both brave, if we work together."

"Lumpy: No. He won't punish us—he's just gonna kill us!"

"They can't do this to me! Changing the barman? It's like ripping out the engine!"

"(Climbing up with nose, Mary, and exhaustion after nearly drowning, while saving her From the flooding cave) Well, I’ve always wanted a refreshing swim."

"Lumpy: What?! Do you know what the boss is gonna do when he finds out we've only got half?"

"Wow! I've never seen so many bathrooms in one place."

"Bones: That is the other half."

"Whopper: We can't let 'em change us in that machine, Collette!"

"Bones: Oh, the other half. I left that at the museum."

"Lumpy: I mean, the "other half"."

"Ruth Wilson as Rebecca Reid"

"William Fichtner as Butch Cavendish"

"Tom Wilkinson as Latham Cole"

"Bryant Prince as Danny Reid"

"James Badge Dale as Dan Reid"

"Helena Bonham Carter as Red Harrington"

"Barry Pepper as Captain Jay Fuller"

"Johnny Depp as Tonto"

"Armie Hammer as John Reid/Lone Ranger"

"I boxed in law school."

"Shah Rukh Khan - Rahul Mithaiwala"

"Nikitin Dheer - Tangaballi"

"[being chained with Tonto] No."

"I will sleep on the bed because I am your spouse, your husband, your mate and don't they say that there is no business like show-her business. Come on Meenamma let us sleep-amma."

"Sathyaraj - Durgeshwara Azhagusundaram"

"[Shouting to Tonto while finding Butch Cavendish] What?! Where's the silver?"

"Deepika Padukone - Meenalochni "Meena" Azhagusundaram"

"Don't underestimate the power of a common man!"

"Mukesh Tiwari - Inspector Shamsher"

"I do not fear what comes next."

"Tingu, sir, what I'm saying is peace, love, friendship, Gandhi."

"Kamini Kaushal - Rahul's grandmother"

"Wrong brother?"

"[Shouting to John after he saved the passengers] Where is girl?!"

"Puvisha Manoharan - Meenalochni's cousin"

"Lekh Tandon - Rahul's grandfather"

"[At the ceremony to give a speech to the people of Colby] My friends and citizens of Colby, I've asked you here today so you can see at firsthand what I believe to be the single most important enterprise under God. The unification of this great country of ours by iron rail. To the Comanche, I say you have nothing to fear. As long as there is peace between us, all the land treaties shall be honored. But to the outlaw, those who prey upon the weak, make no mistake, law and order has come to the Wild West. Which is why I am bringing notorious outlaw and Indian-killer, Butch Cavendish here to Colby to hang for his crimes. The future is bright, ladies and gentlemen, and it's just around the bend."

"Wolf Blitzer"

"Piers Morgan"

"John Goodman (uncredited) - Scott Talley"

"Bill Maher"