"There's just one thing - in every murder mystery and detective story I've ever read, the person they throw the most suspicion on is never the killer!"

"1,000 fingerprints, 25 suspects, ancient scrolls - What a case!"

"I don't want to hear any more Oriental hocus-pocus. All I want to know is, who killed Dr. Benton!"

"Mr. Wong, I think you've been reading too many detective stories!"

"You're very clever, Mr. Wong, but you still don't have the scroll - and you'll never get it!"

"Charles Smith — Annabelle's father"

"Frederick Vroom — a Confederate general"

"Frank Barnes — Annabelle's brother"

"Joe Keaton — a Union general"

"Mike Donlin — a Union general"

"Jim Farley — General Thatcher"

"Buster drives "The General" to trainload of laughter."

"The laugh hit spectacular of the year."

"Love, Locomotives and Laughs"

"[to the recruiter who rejects him] If you lose this war don't blame me."

"Buster Keaton — Johnnie Gray"

"The tale of a lad, a lass and a locomotive."

"Marion Mack — Annabelle Lee"

"Glen Cavender — Union Captain Anderson"

"Tom Nawn — a Union general"

"Donna Hanover as a field reporter"

"Jihmi Kennedy as the tow truck driver"

"Ron James as Dwight"

"Guglielmo Goffi as opening scene accordion musician"

"Dennis Parlato as TV newscaster"

"Ted Simonett as a yuppie"

"John Stocker as Murray"

"Jack Duffy as Bernie"

"Larry Pine as Canning"

"Lizbeth MacKay as Henry's wife"

"Freda Foh Shen as a TV newscaster"

"Michael Lembeck as Ed, Riley's ex-boyfriend"

"Olivia Horton as Henry's daughter"

"Stephen Furst as Albert Ianuzzi"

"Dennis Boutsikaris as Dr. Jeff Weitzman"

"Peter Boyle as Jack McDermott"

"Lorraine Bracco as Riley"

"Michael Keaton as Billy Caufield"