Comedy Films

"I'd rather drink turpentine and piss on a brush fire, I ain't touchin' this one."

"Tell the governor that i'm Brushy Bill Roberts, alias William Antrim, also known as William H. Bonney, alias Billy the Kid."

"Billy!! Let's finish the game."

"William H. Bonney, you are not a god."

"You rode a 15 year old boy straight to his grave. And the rest of us, straight to hell."

"I'm real happy for you, Dave."

"It's your gang Dave. Don't cross me Dave."

"Yoo Hoo, I'll make ya famous."

"I'll tell ya why, five hundred dollars cuts a lot of ties."

"Heavy steps, Patsy."

"Yes your Honor, I do. You can go to hell, hell, hell."

"Best dollar eighty I ever spent"

"Ah, ah, Pendleton. The white cake, with the sweet frost."

"Fun-n-nee!!!!!"

"He's a handyman in a Hollywood hotel—for girls only!"

"Everyone's talking about Jerry Lewis as The Ladies Man???"

"He's wacky!" - "He's Shweet!" - "He's the most!" - "He's the end!" - "He's dopey!" - "He's fast!" - "He's silly!" -"He's the nuts!"

"IT'S JERRY'S BIGGEST, FUNNIEST YET! (original ad - all caps)"

"Last night i spent hours going threw your assignments on Greenland and afterward I felt dirty like a part of my life had be stolen forever so now I'm going to steal a part of yours."

"He is a dumb guy."

"Barry Hollis is the school bully. He represents the dark side of the school."

"Jean Kittson - Miss Nigella Belmont."

"The pen took control of my hand, before i new it Alison Ashley was listed 1st on my camp cabin list!!"

"Alison, this is Barry Hollis my stalker."

"In a matter of weeks Miss Belmont had crushed us like insects, I liked her."

"Sure I'll come to after Erica shows you the freak show I'll show you the good bits."

"Alex Cappelli - Barry Hollis"

"Delta Goodrem - Alison Ashley"

"Sakskia Burmeister - Erika Yurken (Yuk or Yurken)"

"Ahhh James Adams what can I say about half a page off Democracy obscene dribble written in red pen that confuses Greenland with Queensland, Ahhh I know. Tom Burrow on the net are we? And now for Masa Miss Finland in the national flag well fascinating to you it doesn't constitute in depth research does it. As usual Erica's assignment was the exception it was legible it made some sense and most importantly it got the right country."

"David Hemmings as Governor"

"Adam Fogerty - Mouse"

"Rocky Marshall - Cigs"

"Stephen Martin Walters - Nitro"

"Danny Dyer - Billy the Limpet"

"Jamie Sives - Chiv"

"Jason Statham - Monk"

"Ryan Giggs - a warden (cameo at minute 77:00)"

"Paul Lavin - Losing 3-0"

"Stephen Bent - Referee"

"J. J. Connolly - Barry The Bookie"

"Omid Djalili - Raj"

"David Cropman - Second Barman"

"David Reid - Barman"

"Martin Wimbush as Z"

"Jason Flemyng as Bob Likely"

"Andrew Grainger as Kat"

"Sally Phillips - Tracey"

"John Forgeham - Sykes"

"Geoff Bell - Ratchett"