Comedy Films

"I met a girl at Craigslist."

"I just shat my pants."

"No, crazy is hearin' voices, talkin' to cats, datin' Paula Abdul. I am not crazy; I...am a visionary!"

"Are you frickin' insane?!"

"Good. You're a hard-working fine young man. Let's hope you're not brutally murdered, too!"

"Why yes. This is, healthy cough blood."

"[to Jill] I realize, we can never be together."

"Those are Celine Dion lyrics!"

"I met a guy at Craigslist."

"I'm looking seriously over the city...in a squatting position."

"I think I have...superpowers!"

"If I hadn't pushed her out of the way she would have die...aaaaaaah!"

"Juni (son)"

"Carmen (daughter)"

"Ingrid (wife)"

"Mike Judge as Donnagon Giggles / Donnamight"

"George Clooney as Devlin"

"Daryl Sabara as Juni Cortez, Carmen's younger brother"

"Alexa Vega as Carmen Cortez"

"Tony Shalhoub as Alexander Minion, Floop's second henchman"

"Robert Patrick as Frederick Lisp, Floop's henchman"

"Danny Trejo as Isador "Machete" Cortez (Carmen & Juni's paternal uncle)"

"Cheech Marin as Felix Gumm"

"Teri Hatcher as Ms. Tatiana Gradenko, Floop's henchwoman"

"Alan Cumming as Fegan Floop"

"Carla Gugino as Ingrid Cortez (Carmen & Juni's mother)"

"Antonio Banderas as Gregorio Cortez (Carmen & Juni's father)"

"Ah! Of course!"

"Ah! But I didn't want any of that."

"You don't look very scared to me."

"From sweaty hands sprout warts. Do you know why you have sweaty hands?"

"[sings] You can all be free; free; you can all be free, if you dream, if you dream… my dream!"

"[repeated line] Cut!"

"[repeated line] You watch my show!"

"Thank you Minion. Now all I have to do is to make them work for real."

"(upon finding his father as a cartoon character) That's my Fooglie! The one I drew. It's Dad."

"That's because I'm mad! You kidnapped my parents, made psycho robot children, and swallowed up my sister!"

"Looks more like an outhouse."

"I'm toast."

"O, shiitake mushrooms."

"That's the safehouse?"

"[sarcastically] Sorry Juni, guess you can't be a spy."

"So are we."

"My parents can't be spies! They’re not cool enough!"

"Joe Pesci - Leo Getz"

"Jet Li - Wah Sing Ku"

"Rene Russo - Lorna Cole"

"Danny Glover - Roger Murtaugh"

"Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs"

"With 4 you get Kung Fu."