Comedy Films

"Jean Wilson - State Supervisor"

"Johnson West - Counselor Puckett"

"Hugh Sinclair - Counselor Sparks"

"Larry Black - Mr. Tipton, the Head Counselor of Kamp Kikikee"

"Buck Ford - Attorney Elliott Diate"

"Andy Woodworth - Pennington"

"Richard Speight, Jr. - Brooks"

"Eddy Schumacher - Counselor Ross Stennis"

"Todd Loyd - Chip Ozgood"

"Jacob Vargas - Butch "Too Cool" Vargas"

"Danny Capri - Danny Simpson"

"Scott Menville - Crutchfield"

"Patrick Day - Bobby Wayne"

"Daniel Butler - Eddie (Chef #2)"

"Gailard Sartain - Jake (Chef #1)"

"Lyle Alzado - Bronk Stinson, Krader's Foreman"

"Iron Eyes Cody - Old Indian 'Chief St. Cloud'"

"John Vernon - Sherman Krader, the Head of the "Krader Mining Company""

"Victoria Racimo - Nurse St. Cloud"

"Jim Varney - Ernest P. Worrell"

"[after her third dog dies] Oh, COME ON!"

"Chad Lindsey - Dr. Perfect"

"[placidly dusts framed photos, suddenly drops one] FUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK!"

"Dana Gould - Jeff"

"Hamilton von Watts - Laurent"

"Eric Stonestreet - Dr. Benson"

"Ron Mathews - Stevie"

"When that doctor walked in my fear melted like ... snow in a ... melter."

"Jeffery Roberson - Varla / Marla"

"Clinton Leupp - Coco (as Coco Peru)"

"Jack Plotnick - Evie"

"Feelings are like treasures, so bury them."

"Thank you, sir! My pimp and I appreciate your business!"

"[glancing down at beeper] Oh, fooey, I'm going to be late for my love game!"

"I AM woman! ERA now!"

"[in her movie Asteroid] Accordin' to my calculat-er, the asteroid will penetrate the ass-mosphere in 15 minutes!"

"You know, they offered me that commercial for Depends. Lot of money, too! Just one little problem: I don't shit my pants."

"So I said, why am I laughing? We're doing it doggy style and your name is Barker!"

"[puts in false teeth, glass eye, and puts wig on] Hello, gorgeous!"

"Barbara Barrie - Harriet Benjamin"

"Craig T. Nelson - Capt. William Woodbridge"

"P. J. Soles - Pvt. Wanda Winter"

"Hal Williams - Sgt. L.C. Ross"

"Lee Wallace - Mr. Waxman"

"Alan Oppenheimer - Rabbi"

"Albert Brooks - Yale Goodman"

"Harry Dean Stanton - 1Sgt. Jim Ballard"

"Mary Kay Place - Pvt./2LT. Mary Lou Glass"

"Sam Wanamaker - Teddie Benjamin"

"Robert Webber - Col. Clay Thornbush"