"[On the School TV] Attention, students, this is Max Keeble speaking. First, I'd like to say to my friends, Megan and Robe, that I, I know that I acted like a jerk, and I'm sorry for ever getting you involved in this. I screwed up, but you guys are my best friends, and that's forever. [Jindrake is walking through the halls] I don't know what else to say, but I'm sorry. [Jindrake stops and backs up to see the TV] Probably doesn't matter to you anymore, but I'm not moving. [Jindrake: [Notices Max on the TV and runs to the office] KEEBLE!] And McGinty and Dobbs. It's me you want, so leave my friends alone. I may have run before, but I am all through running now. You want me, I'll be at the parking lot, 3:00."

"[Jindrake: You've acted like a criminal, so I'm going to treat you like a criminal.] [Jindrake points model cannon at Max] I'm not a criminal. People who do crimes are criminals, like you."

"Lily (wife)"

"Chely Wright as Mrs. Styles (Homeroom Teacher)"

"Dennis Haskins as Mr. Kohls"

"Amber Valletta as Ms. Dingman"

"Amy Hill as Ms. Phyliss Rangoon"

"Clifton Davis as Superintendent Bobby "Crazy Legs" Knebworth"

"Lil' Romeo as himself (cameo)"

"Tony Hawk as himself (cameo)"

"Brooke Anne Smith as Jenna"

"Justin Berfield as Caption writer"

"Orlando Brown as Dobbs"

"Noel Fisher as Troy McGinty"

"Nora Dunn as Lily Keeble"

"Why is she dating that knob-rocket?"

"Kate French - Cute Captain"

"Rachele Brooke Smith - Tiger Cheerleader"

"Kayla Ewell - Margot Jane Lindsworth-Calligan"

"Kelen Coleman as Maddy"

"Heather Morris - Fiona"

"Julianna Guill - Amy"

"Tanya Chisholm - Denise"

"Jessica Szohr - Kara"

"Madison Riley - Lily"

"Janel Parrish - Lana"

"Francia Raisa - Marly"

"Amber Stevens - Sara"

"Jill Latiano - Haley"

"Kate Lang Johnson - Jennifer"

"Shoshana Bush - Girl"

"Alan Ritchson - Bruce"

"Michael Blaiklock - Mookie"

"Masi Oka - Eagle Mascot"

"Smith Cho - Beth"

"Nicole Tubiola - Marcy"

"Collins Pennie - Adam"

"Jack Sandvig - Downey"

"Eddie McClurg - Mrs. Klingerhoff"

"Philip Baker Hill as Coach Byrnes"

"Adhir Kalyan - Jack"

"Hayley Marie Norman - Angela"

"Margo Harshman - Sylvia"

"Danneel Harris - Bianca"

"John Michael Higgins as Coach Keith"

"Molly Sims - Diora"

"Juliette Goglia - Poppy Colfax"

"AnnaLynne McCord - Gwyneth"

"David Walton - Dr. Rick"