Comedy Films

"[dances with Kat in his moment of being alive] I told you I was a good dancer."

"More on the Pentagon playboys as the story unfolds. But, now... step aside, Sigmund."

"If you scream, you'll wake my uncles, who get angry."

"[After he changes back into a ghost in front of Kat's classmates] Uh.. [Chuckles sheepishly] ...boo?"

"[to her father] You're not gonna find her. Mom's not a ghost, Dad."

"[Dr. Harvey carries her out of the room after seeing Casper] I can walk, you know."

"Jeff Corey as Lou Baird"

"David Carradine as Eugene Sorenson"

"Bill Duke as Albert Diggs"

"Goldie Hawn as Marianne Graves"

"Stephen Tobolowsky as Joe Weyburn"

"[repeated line] This can't be good for you."

"Joan Severance as Rachel Varney"

"Mel Gibson as Rick Jarmin"

"Nicholas Woodeson - Sergei"

"Simon Chandler - Hawkins"

"Anna Chancellor - Barbara Ritchie"

"Cliff Parisi - Uri"

"Richard Wilson - Sir Roger Daggenhurst"

"Geraldine James - Dr. Ludmilla Kropotkin"

"Dexter Fletcher - Otto"

"John Standing - Gilbert Embleton"

"Bill Murray - Wallace Ritchie"

"Peter Gallagher - James Ritchie"

"Are you going to bring me that martini, or do I have to suck it out of the glass from here?"

"Joanne Whalley - Lori"

"Alfred Molina - Boris "The Butcher" Blavasky"

"Eddie Marsan - Mugger #1"

"Stay away from that phone! [shoots phone]"

"Sorry I get a little bit insensitive, but I'm a hitman!"

"[while being shot at] Time out! Time out! I got something in my eye, jagoff!"

"Blockbuster... Des Moines."

"Please don't call me by my real name, it destroys the reality I'm trying to create."

"Jerry Haleva - Saddam Hussein"

"Gene Greytak - Pope John Paul II"

"Bill Laimbeer - himself"

"Heidi Swedberg - Mary Thompson"

"Rino Thunder - Owatonna 'The Old One'"

"Charles Barkley - himself"

"Kristy Swanson - Kowalski"

"Efrem Zimbalist, Jr. - Wilson"

"William O'Leary - LT Pete "Dead Meat" Thompson"

"Bill Irwin - Leland "Buzz" Harley"

"Kevin Dunn - LCDR James Block"

"Ryan Stiles - Dominic "Mailman" Farnum"

"Jon Cryer - LT Jim "Wash Out" Pfaffenbach"

"Unprecendented! Uncut! Under 10 dollars!"

"Charlie Sheen - LT Sean "Topper" Harley"

"There's something funny in the air."

"Cary Elwes - LT Kent Gregory"