"Now, look, I ain't trying to get in your business... but, I mean I do know a little something about being pissed. I mean, it's all - You know, it's all just feelings, man. From females to friends to funerals... it's all about the feelings. I just want you to recognize the difference between what you feel and what's real. That way you don't look back on life with a bunch of regret."

"So, you wanna hook up or what?"

"[to Ant] You tell me. You're the one that's shinin'."

"[to his brother, Ant] You ain't gotta be a dope boy to have money. Hi"

"My Pops used to always say dreamin' is the luxury of children, and that I should enjoy it. And he was right."

"I came over here to see if yall was goin' to Big Booty Judy graduation party."

"Here comes lil' big brother"

"[upon realizing Chloe is missing] Hold your tacos!"

"Edward James Olmos as El Diablo"

"Eddie "Piolín" Sotelo as Rafa"

"Placido Domingo as Monte"

"Paul Rodriguez as Chico"

"Cheech Marin as Manuel"

"Andy Garcia as Delgado"

"Luis Guzman as Chucho"

"Carlos Juvera as Tomás"

"George Lopez as Papi"

"Odette Annabelle as Chloe"

"Piper Perabo as Rachel Ashe"

"Jesús Ochoa as Officer Jesús Ramirez"

"José María Yazpik as Vasquez"

"Jamie Lee Curtis as Aunt Viv Ashe"

"Maury Sterling as Rafferty"

"Manolo Cardona as Sam Cortez"

"No mas! ["mas" means "more" in Spanish]"

"You don't like my SMILE?!"

"What? We're MexiCAN, not MexiCAN'T!"

"[when on top of El Diablo] You owe me a Chasmere SWEATER!"

"[on being a Chihuahua] Tiny, but mighty."

"[El Diablo is closing in on her] Say it, don't SPRAY it!"

"[when asked where she's from] I'm from Beverly Hills."