"Radio Announcer: [first lines] After a hotly contested race Americans go to the polls today for what promises to be a very close election. The Republican incumbent Andrew Carrington is hoping to hold on to the Oval Office, taking on Democratic challenger..."

"Bud, if you blow this, I'm leaving."

"All the world's great civilizations have followed the same path. From bondage to liberty, from liberty to abundance, from abundance to complacency, from complacency to apathy, from apathy back to bondage. If we are to be the exception to history, then we must break the cycle, for those who do not remember the past are condemned to repeat it."

"Paula Patton - Kate Madison"

"Remember, Dad, no cussing."

"Semyon Farada — Commander-in-Chief"

"Vsevolod Larionov — Judge"

"America needs someone who's bigger than their speeches."

"Leonid Bronevoy — Duke of Hanover"

"Kelsey Grammer - President Andrew "Andy" Boone"

"Yuriy Katin-Yartsev — Thomas"

"Vladimir Dolinskiy — Pastor"

"[reading a letter] "If this is one of the richest countries in the world, why is it so many of us can barely afford living here?""

"Inna Churikova — Jacobine von Münchhausen"

"Yelena Koreneva — Martha"

"Igor Kvasha — Burgomaster"

"Oleg Yankovskiy — Baron Münchhausen"

"Being somewhat nervously overexcited, the Duke suddenly grabbed and signed several petitions for divorce with the words: “Free, free everyone!”"

"At first, celebrations were planned, then arrests. Then they decided to combine them."

"Aleksandr Abdulov — Heinrich Rammkopf"

"Rammkopf: (reads Baron's day schedule) "Getting up at 6 a.m."!"

"Dennis Hopper - Donald "Don" Greenleaf"

"I won't let you drop the waist line to hips. After all, we are the center of Europe. I won't let any Spaniards to dictate terms to us. If you want a detachable sleeve — please. Do you want a pleated skirt with darts? I accept this too. But I will not let you to lower the waistline."

"Order to Army: general mobilization! Call all reservists. Cancel vacations. Form the Guard on the central square. Dress code — summer, full dress. Blue uniforms with gold trim. Sewn in sleeves. Wide lapels. The waist 10 cm lower than in peace time... that is higher."

"Where is my military uniform?.. What?! Me — in this? Single-breasted?! What, you don't know what's no one is fighting single-breasted anymore? What a disgrace! The war is on the doorstep, but we are not ready!"

"There is no truth at all. The truth is what is currently considered the truth."

"Baron, you are a reasonable man. I have always treated you with sympathy. I respected your way of thinking: loose shoulder line, skinny pantaloons. Could you be an example for our youth. It needs it so much."

"Tomorrow is the anniversary of your death. Are you trying to ruin our holiday?"

"Leonid Yarmolnik — Theophil von Münchhausen"

"Divorce is one of the highest achievements of mankind! It only takes a minute to fall in love. To get a divorce, sometimes you have to live 20 years together. It's been a tough 20 years but I don't regret them! Once upon a time, Socrates told me: "You should marry anyway. If you're lucky to get a good wife — you'll become a happy man. If you get a bad wife - you'll become a philosopher." Can't decide which is better..."

""I, Baron Munchhausen, an ordinary man..." Sounds like the beginning of a romance song. "I didn't fly to the moon." All right, I didn't. But... If you only knew, my dears, how beautiful moon is... White mountains and red stones at sunset... All right! I've never ridden on a cannonball... In that terrible battle with the Turks, when half of my regiment perished. They drove us into that damn swamp, but we held out! We held out and struck from the flank! But then my horse stumbled and began to sink. And then I grabbed my hair and pulled... and we rose above the sedge... I'll sign it... I'll sign... why tease the geese."

"Since no one needs an extra day of spring, let's forget about it. It's hard to live on such a day, but easy to die."

"I am not afraid to look ridiculous. Not everyone can afford it."

"I wish you would understand at last, that Münchhausen is famous not because he flew to the moon or because he didn't, but because he never lies!"

"Any love is legal if it is love."

"I have called you together, gentlemen, to tell you an unpleasant piece of news. Damn it, what a great line to start a play. I'll have to suggest it to someone. ["I have called you together, gentlemen, to tell you an unpleasant piece of news" is the first line from Nikolai Gogol's comedy "The Inspector-General" (1836)]"

"Nathan Lane - Arthur "Art" Crumb"

"A serious face is not yet an indication of intellect. All the stupid things in the world are done with exactly that expression. Smile, gentlemen! Smile!"