"I was 20 years old when I saw my first... oyster. Oysters make pearls. Pearls go on necklaces. Boys and girls wear necklaces. So necklaces are in jewelryes. Jewlers occupy shopping districts. Shopping distristcs are occasionally converted into malls. My uncle owns a mall. I don't like my uncle. (Bearded man)"

"When they invented mathematics they took a picture of the sky and they flip it around and they had sponges back then so they put a sponge right down on the picture and then expanded it. And that's... That's the beginning of everything. That's actually how they invented the vacuum too. (Bearded man)"

"Dad: Daniel! Daniel, it's me, dad. I went by the campus and I didn't see you. Daniel: Hi dad. Dad: We're all here having dinner. Daniel: What? Dad: Were all here having dinner! Haley's here. She's gonna be sticking around. [...] Mom: Is he wearing his coat? Dad: Daniel, are you wearing your coat? [...] Dad: Are you there Daniel? Daniel: I really can't hear you. Dad: It was good to hear from you, Daniel. Daniel: Hello. Dad: Bye bye."

"It's the most important day of your life, try not to think about it."

"It looks like he's having a panick attack! (Boy #2)"

"Hailey: Are we gonna be late? Girl #1: Yeah. That's the idea. We don't wanna rush a day we're gonna remember for the rest of our lives.[...] Girl #2: Hello? We want to be late! Hailey: Right..."

"Margo Finley as Linda"

"No milk in the car! (Boy #1)"

"Hailey: The whole thing is just kinda strange. If you think about it just make me kind of uncomfortable. Girl #1: Don't you just love the food there? Hailey: Yeah. I love the food at Monty's."

"Heidi Kling as Casey Conway"

"Christopher Orr as Rick Riley"

"Michael Cudlitz as Cole"

"[reading the holographic card from Amy] Girl #1: "Gwen, I'm so good. Life is so good. Honestly, everything is so good. Love, your sister Amy." [...] Girl #2: Wow! Being older is like really good. Girl #1: Well, soon we will be too. Some of us are close to seventeen."

"Scott Whyte as Scott "Scooter" Holland"

"Hailey: Hey, ehm... so you guys think we're gonna be like Amy? Girl #1: Like... Happy? Hailey: No, like ehm.. were do you think we'll go? Girl #1: You think too much."

"Matt Doherty as Lester Averman"

"Garette Ratliff Henson as Guy Germaine"

"Vincent Larusso as Adam Banks"

"Marguerite Moreau as Connie Moreau"

"Joshua Jackson as Charlie Conway"

"Elden Henson as Fulton Reed"

"Aaron Lohr as Dean Portman"

"Shaun Weiss as Greg Goldberg"

"No Fear. No Limits. No Brakes. Just Ducks."

"Emilio Estevez as Gordon Bombay"

"Jeffrey Nordling as Ted Orion"

"Well, congratulations. You just forfeited whatever mental edge you might've had over the Varsity. Now they know they own you! This isn't the pee-wees; your little Duck tricks are not gonna work at this level! Now, for the last time, stay away from the Varsity!! And get those Duck jerseys off right now. Come on, get 'em off! Right now. The Ducks are dead."

"I'M GONNA KILL YOU, GUYS!!"

"Joss Ackland as Hans"

"Kenan Thompson as Russ Tyler"

"Ty O'Neal as Dwayne Robinson"

"Justin Wong as Ken Wu"

"Scott Whyte as Gunnar Stahl"

"Kenan Thompson as Russ Tyler"

"Mike Vitar as Luis Mendoza"

"How long does it take to score a goal? Less than a second! That means no puck is safe if you can't play defense! Now get this: I don't give a damn how many goals you score; I want one thing on your mind: zero! As in shutout!"

"Aaron Lohr as Dean Portman"

"Marguerite Moreau as Connie Moreau"

"Colombe Jacobsen as Julie Gaffney"

"Matt Doherty as Les Averman"

"Gotta get up early if you wanna hunt goose eggs!"

"Shaun Weiss as Greg Goldberg"

"Justin Wong as Ken Wu"

"Brandon Adams as Jesse Hall"

"It's a damn good thing I'm not your coach! Now get your team outta here, now! Varsity team, out! Let's go!! Move it!!"

"Colombe Jacobsen as Julie Gaffney"

"Vincent Larusso as Adam Banks"

"Michael Tucker as Tibbles"

"Jan Rubeš as Jan"