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"I've got to make this samurai thing work."
"No, you're not."
"Oh, but you're wrong! I am a real samurai. I got a cup right here that says so!"
"Sounds like you need a mentor."
"Lesson one, it is not so important what you do, as it is important that you do something. A warrior has cat-like reflexes."
"Don't forget to land on your… [Hanks lands on his back] …feet!"
"What the mother father cocker spaniel is going on here?!"
"The cuteness is so strong with this one."
"I am your father."
"We've gotta wipe that town off the map. Send a tweet example towards the troops."
"Doggamn it! Still, at least after the segual."
"Time to mark some territory."
"Underdog to top dog. (Hank)"
"Resting kitty face. (Jimbo)"
"Constant hissy-fits. (Ika Chu)"
"VIP: Very important cat. (Shogun)"
"Oh my! (Ohga)"
"El fluffy. (Chuck)"
"Total purrfectionist. (Yuki)"
"Don't call her cute. (Emiko)"
"So litter-al. (Ichiro)"
"Ricky Gervais — Ika Chu"
"Mel Brooks — Shogun"
"George Takei — Ohga"
"Gabriel "Fluffy" Iglesias — Chuck"
"Michelle Yeoh — Yuki"
"I can't fly with the kids, ha, ha, ha. They're childish."
"Rick Overton as Stanley."
"Diedrich Bader as Bing."
"Reggie Watts as Carl."
"Jennifer Grey as Edna."
"Carl Reiner as Larry."
"Craig Ferguson as Giles."
"Stephen Fry as Frazier."
"Natasha Leggero as Jinjing."
"Greg Proops as Banzou."
"Lance Lim as Chao."
"Zendaya as Chi."
"Jim Gaffigan as Peng."
"[last words before his death; to Peng] Birds are so arrogant. Always flying away at the first sign of danger. Nobody is flying anywhere. Tonight, you're going out with a whimper."
"Karen Huie as Dog Lady and Doc Worker"
"James Hong as Yak Leader"
"Rich Dietl as Goon Leader"
"Michelle Wong as Yi's mother"
"Tsai Chin as Nai Nai"
"Sarah Paulson as Dr. Zara"
"Eddie Izzard as Burnish"
"Tenzing Norgay Trainor as Jin"
"Albert Tsai as Peng"
"Chloe Bennet as Yi"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!