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April 10, 2026
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"(mans turret) A: Push things! Do things! B: Fa la la la la la la, fa la la la la! C: I like doing things! D: Hey, what am I supposed to be doing?"
"(on fire) Fire, fire! Fred Fredburger!"
"(vs. Irwin) Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, eh, yes, yes."
"(vs. Chicken) I like eggs. I like chicken. I like fried chicken."
"(vs. Nergaling) Little black things."
"(vs. Clown) Ha ha ha, funny clowns."
"(vs. Viking) Vikings."
"(vs. Pumpkin) Pumpkins."
"(vs. Giant Pumpkin) Big pumpkin, yes."
"(vs. The Brain-Eating Meteor) Meteor! Yes."
"(vs. everyone else and after finisher move) Yes!"
"(ready to battle) It's button-mashing time!"
"(after being selected) I'm armed and dangerous, baby!"
"(wins) Bow to your sensei."
"(performing Mojo Meltdown) Activate Plasmatronic Ultrablast Grenade Launcher! (shoots opponents) Oh yeah!"
"(on fire) I've been cooked in hotter fires than this."
"(mans turret) A: This is where Hoss really gets his chance to shine. B: I will crush your skull like an acorn! C: It's go time. D: Destroy all monsters! E: Action is my middle name. F: It's go time!"
"(vs. Billy) Scratch one, sasquach!"
"(vs. Mandy) Sorry, little boy, but you were in the way!"
"(vs. Grim) Get some skin, creep!"
"(vs. Irwin) Remember, Irwin, chicks dig scars!"
"(vs. Mogar) That's for wearing that weirdo makeup!"
"(vs. Eris) Sorry, baby, but you're just too dangerous!"
"(vs. Nergal) You lose, baby!"
"(vs. Fred) You make me sick!"
"(vs. Dracula) Another one bites the dust!"
"(vs. Jack) Time to make Mama Delgado's famous pumpkin pie recipe!"
"(vs. Nergal Jr.) It's an early bedtime today, punk!"
"(vs. Boogey) I eat fear for breakfast! Fear, and hash browns!"
"(vs. Skarr) An eye for an eye I always say. 'Course, I only got one eye!"
"(vs. Lord Pain) No pain, no gain!"
"(vs. Chicken) Now all I need is a side order of waffles!"
"(vs. Nergaling) I almost feel sorry for these mutants."
"(vs. Clown) This is for ruining my third birthday, you dirty clowns!"
"(vs. Pumpkin) Pumpkins. They'll make monsters out of anything these days."
"(vs. Viking) Watch out! I pillage back!"
"(vs. Giant Pumpkin) This reminds me of that movie with the gorilla. Curious something or other."
"(vs. The Brain-Eating Meteor) You won't get anything out of me, brain-eating meteor."
"(ready to battle) Why Dracula here? Dracula got bridge club today!"
"(after being selected) Dracula got all the moves!"
"(wins) Hah! Dracula gonna keep winning all day long!"
"(Man’s Turret) Dracula usually don need shooters, but he’ll use it!"
"(performing Mojo Meltdown, dancing) Check out Dracula's smooth moves! (starts disco dancing, opponents dance along) Haiyy! (disco ball lowers, refraction from disco ball destroys opponents)"
"(after finisher move) A: See ya! B: So long, sucka!"
"(on fire) Something's cookin'. Smells good!"
"(vs. Billy) Dracula wanna bite yo' nose!"
"(vs. Mandy) Dracula see ya on the flip side!"
"(vs. Grim) Hey "Skeleton Man", Dracula's teeth is sharper than yo' stick thing!"
"(vs. Irwin) Dracula need yo' glasses. Dracula not seeing so goo no more."
"(vs. Mogar) Dracula hate rock music! Dracula's a soul man!"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!