"[preaching to slaves after watching a horrific scene between a slave and slave owner] Brethren, I pray you'll sing to the Lord, a new song. Sing praise in assembly of the righteous. Let the saints be joyful in glory, let them sing aloud on their beds. Let the high praise of God be on the mouths of the saints and a two-edged sword in their hand to execute vengeance on the demonic nations! And punishment on those peoples! To bind their kings with chains, and their nobles with fens of iron! To execute on them this written judgement! This honor have all his saints! PRAISE THE LORD! PRAISE THE LORD! SING TO HIM A NEW SONG! PRAISE THE LORD! PRAISE THE LORD!"

"- Samuel Turner"

"- Raymond Cobb"

"- Rev. Walthall"

"Adrian Holmes — Scott"

"Oluniké Adeliyi — Kim Peters"

"Michelle Nolden — Diane Bauer"

"Amy Forsyth — Caprice Bauer"

"Jeff Clark — Taylor"

"Orion John — Will"

"Shannon Kook — Dylan"

"Rob Archer — Krampus"

"Zoé De Grand Maison — Molly Simon"

"George Buza — Santa Claus/Norman"

"Shiny Elf: I said I don't want a goddamn cookie! You reindeer fucking snow whore!"

"You Better Watch Out"

"William Shatner — DJ Dangerous Dan"

"Alex Ozerov — Ben"

"A.C. Peterson — Big Earl"

"Corinne Conley — Aunt Edda"

"Julian Richings — Gerhardt"

"Merry Christmas, motherfucker!"

"Percy Hynes White — Duncan"

"Mind over Matter."

"Dr. Anthony Blakely: [watching The Brain eat a nurse] That's food for thought!"

"Jim Majelewski: [after killing Dr. Anthony Blakely] Look at this thing! It wasn't even human! Dr. Blake was trying to take over by controlling your minds through television. He's the one who was responsible for all those murders! I never killed anyone! I'm just a high school student! He tried to use me, just like he tried to use all of you. Everyone, please, look at the TV monitor. Because you know that's the truth! Please, look at the TV monitor! He tried to use me, just like he tried to use all of you! The truth is that it was him, not me! Dr. Blake commited all those murders, not Jim Majelewski!"

"David Gale — Dr. Anthony Blakely"

"Tom Bresnahan — Jim Majelewski"

"Cynthia Preston — Janet"

"George Buza — Varna"

"Brett Pearson — Willy"

"[To Roger St. Luc] Roger, I had a very disturbing dream last night. In this dream I found myself making love to a strange man. Only I'm having trouble, you see because he's old and dying and he smells bad and I find him repulsive. But then, he tells me that everything is erotic, that everything is sexual. You know what I mean? He tells me that even old flesh is erotic flesh. That disease is the love of two kinds of creatures for each other. Even dying is an act of eroticism. That talking is sexual. That breathing is sexual. That even to physically exist is sexual. And I believe him and we make love beautifully."

"[to his stomach] Come on, boy. Here, boy, here. Come on, boy. Come on, fella! [gasps] You... and me... [gasps] You and me are gonna be good friends. Good friends. Shhhh-hooooo. Attaboy. Attaboy!"

"Bearded man: Have you met my daughter, Erica? She's a very beautiful girl. Come here, Erica. I just know you'll like my daughter, Erica."

"Silvie Debois - Benda Sviben"

"Camil Ducharme - Mr. Guilbault"

"Hanka Posnanska - Mrs. Guilbault"

"Barry Boldero - Det. Heller"

"Barbara Steele - Betts"

"Ronald Mlodzik - Merrick"

"Wally Martin - Doorman"

"Susan Petrie - Janine Tudor"