"If I have five words left and I'm about to fuckin' expire and all I have left to say is to curse fuckin' Tron, I'm probably not going to say, "Tron funkin' blow.""

"Two-liner!"

"her fuckin knee caps, Farrel."

"And I rip that shit in half!"

"I ,uh , make tables ."

"(Deaner farts) , "As soon as I smelt that I thought 'Terry's mom's place'. Ah, something must be cookin' over at Terry's mom's house"."

"I recommend you try a different sport, like knitting!"

"Fuck you Merlin isn't real."

"You need to take a serious five Farrel"

"Yo yo fucking blows."

"FERREL I THINK YOU MIGHT HAVE BROKE THE SUCK KNOB RIGHT OFF."

"FERREL I THINK YOU HAVE THE SUCK KNOB CRANKED UP TO 10."

"Hey terry...My face is totally bunged up."

"Kevin Fenlon - Inspector Beane"

"Unknown (uncredited) actress — Sally Chao"

"Unknown (uncredited) actress — The Guidance Counselor Ms. Simpson"

"Harvey Berger - Edwin Swimper"

"Wayne Flemming - Norman Relic"

"Rebel, Rebel, Rebel High/Rebel, Rebel, Rebel High!"

"Steven Cree Molison - Biker"

"Kit Koon - Ms. Hamada"

"Melanie Blackwell - Receptionist"

"Mark Gibbon - Rory"

"Chang Tseng - Mr. Ho"

"Don Thompson - Mr. Connor"

"Alexus Dumont - Wendy"

"Jennifer Kitchen - Linda"

"Camyar Chai - Surjinder"

"Chiu-Lin Tam - Granny"

"Tara Wilson - Marcia"

"Katharine Isabelle - Heather"

"Gordon Michael Woolvett - Spike"

"Peter Kelamis - Kevin"

"Tom Butler - Dad"

"Susan Hogan - Mom"

"Aidan Devine - Alan"

"JR Bourne - Bryce"

"Steph Song - Ming Yu"

"Paulo Costanzo - Ryan"

"A new sort of comedy."

"[narrating] My dad believed in two things: That Greeks should educate non-Greeks about being Greek and that any ailment from psoriasis to poison ivy could be cured with Windex."

"[narrating] In Greek school, where I learned valuable lessons such as: "If Nick has one goat and Maria has nine, how soon will they marry?""

"Bess Meisler as Yiayia"

"Stavroula Logothettis as Athena"