Businesspeople From France

"That makes my nipples hard!"

"The way to find what the mainstream will do tomorrow is to associate with the lunatic fringe today."

"Yet you would not drive a car with your mouth unless you are my mother-in-law."

"I worked 22 years in the industry, and I noticed that operating systems get cancer with age"

"I didn't realise those spaces were for the emotionally handicapped."

"When you cook it should be an act of love. To put a frozen bag in the microwave for your child is an act of hate."

"It's not the microwave that's the problem, it's what people put into them. I know people lead busy lives but they should try to sit their children down at the table once a week and cook them simple food."