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"Paul Kaye as Frankie Wilde"
"Legend has it that Frank's problems started undramatically. It was the simplest thing that kicked it off. It was years and years of noise was the basis of the problem. But the very beginnings of it, in his life, started very plainly. Frankie's problem was quite a common problem amongst DJ's an occupational hazard. They work in the clubs. The noise just takes its toll."
"Mike Wilmot as Max Haggar"
"Neil Maskel as Jack Stoddart"
"Pete Tong as Self"
"Ron Lloy Hugh Elliston as Marvin Sallis"
"[In his backyard in his bathrobe] Fucking come on, then! [Coke badger shovels a load of cocaine into his face and he breathes in deeply]"
"Beatriz Batarda as Penelope Garcia"
"Someone like Frankie, having a problem like that, I thought: "This geezer's gonna go. He's gonna lose it." And he did lose it. I watched him lose it, slowly but surely."
"[At a café, with Max proposing a toast] To the handicapped. Sorry."
"The Legend of Frankie Wilde - The Deaf DJ"
"Lol Hammond as Self"
"Sarah Main as Self"
"Charlie Chester as Self"
"Tiësto as Self"
"Gideon Gold as Coke Badger"
"Gordon Skilling as Coke Badger"
"Carl Cox as Self"
"Simon J. Willis as Camden Busker (as Simon Willis)"
"Danny Whittle as Self"
"Sterling Williams as King"
"Paul Van Dyk as Self (as Paul Van Dyke)"
"Kate Magowan as Sonja Slowinski"
"[Frankie and Sonya are having sex with her bent over the tennis court net] I fucking hate you, I fucking hate you!"
"No. Hey, tell him it's like a wasp just stung my clit, yeah. I don't give a fuck if he's religious. Tell him anyway. Fuck him. Bye."
"Barry Ashworth as Self"
"LasairfhÃona NÃ Chonaola - female singer"
"David Pearse - priest"
"John Carty - older musician 1"
"Aaron Monaghan - Declan"
"w:Jon Kenny - Gerry"
"It was all going fine until he chopped off all his fingers."
"Gary Lydon - Garda Peadar Kearney"
"Barry Keoghan - Dominic Kearney"
"Some things there's no moving on from. And I think that's a good thing."
"Pat Shortt - publican Jonjo Devine"
"Kerry Condon - Siobhán Súilleabháin"
"Colin Farrell - Pádraic Súilleabháin"
"Sheila Flitton - Mrs. McCormick"
"Brendan Gleeson - Colm Doherty"
"I do worry sometimes I might just be entertaining myself while staving off the inevitable."
"Siobhan Súilleabháin: [in a letter] Dear Padraic, I am safely ensconced in the mainland and, Padraic, it's lovely here. There's a river running past my window as I write, and the people already seem less bitter and mental. I'm not sure why, but I think it's 'cause a lot of them are from Spain. Mostly, I wanted to say there's a spare bed here for you, Padraic. And with the war almost over, I think there'd be work for ya here. Because there's nothing for you on Inisherin. Nothing but more bleakness and grudges and loneliness and spite and the slow passing of time until death. And sure, you can do that anywhere. So come, Padraic. Leave there."
"Dominic Kearney: Me, I pay no attention to wars. I'm agin' 'em. Wars and soap."
"Can't spell friend without "end"."
"Everything was fine yesterday."
"BrÃd NÃ Neachtain - postmistress Mrs. O'Riordan"
"David Clayton Rogers - Dennis"
"Carmel McCallion - Bridget Bond"
"Simon Mann - Col Derek Wilford"
"Mary Moulds - Bernadette Devlin"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!