"You know what, I totally put myself out there doing that. And that was not an easy thing to do, and if you're the kind of man that can't support a woman's ambition, then I don't think there's any reason to continue this date."

"[to Carol] Seeing isn't believing, believing is seeing."

"[last lines] Hey! What the heck are we doing out here? Ugh! Look, if we're gonna dance, dance like this. All of us! Everybody, you idiots! Hey, lady! Have you ever seen a toy do this? Hahahaha! Where are you going? Whoo!"

"I promise I'll be good!"

"Let me outta here, you kiddies! Wait a minute, something's shocking me."

"The town will break our fall!"

"You are a sad, strange little man!"

"[after drinking hot cocoa] I think Santa feels a little buzz!"

"Hi! Merry Christmas! Ho-ho-ho!"

"Stay where you are! Don't be afraid!"

"[to Curtis; frustrated] Curtis, you're 900 years old. Grow up!"

"[going on a date] A needlepoint sweater and a mini van. I'll be back in about 8 minutes."

"Neil, have you ever actually helped anyone?"

"Because you can't change a channel, man. Future or past."

"Richard Lester (uncredited) as Tucson detective"

"China Cammell - Ruby Hoy"

"Danko Gurovich - Arnold White"

"Bob Zache - Lucas Herman"

"Pamela Seamon - Caryanne"

"Mimi Lieber - Liza Manchester"

"Marc Hayashi - Stu"

"David Chow - Fred Hoy"

"William G. Schilling - Harold Gideon"

"Alberta Watson - Ann Mason"

"Danielle Smith - Danielle White"

"Michael Greene - Phil Ross"

"Art Evans - Detective Charles Mendoza"

"Alan Rosenberg - Mike DeSantos"

"Cathy Moriarty - Joan White"

"David Keith - Paul White"

"It's like a fucking car accident. One minute you're cruising along. Next minute, you've got no legs."

"Ah, Caryanne? Er, listen. I've got a marital problem."

"[voiceover] I sit in meeting rooms all over the world and I help men to live with what they've done to a wife, a child, a stranger, a neighbour, how to live with that act of violence that's, you know, always there inside us. But I can't help myself. Sometimes I feel that this preacher is just the man I've become so that I can cheat my way through my life."

"Richard Dormer - Michael"

"Juliet Crawford - Cathy"

"Anamaria Marinca - Vika"

"Conor MacNeill - Dave"

"Mark Davison - Young Alistair"

"Liam Neeson - Alistair Little"