"[talks to a now-frozen Sebastian Shaw] If you're in there, I'd like you to know that I agree with every word you said. We are the future. But... unfortunately, you killed my mother. [pulls out the Reichsmark coin that Shaw gave him years earlier] This is what we're going to do. I'm going to count to three, and I'm going to move the coin. [he slowly lunges the coin at his head] One... [It gets closer and closer] Two... Three. [coin penetrates his skull and shoots through his head, killing Shaw]"

"Rubber dinghy rapids, bro. (repeated line)"

"William El-Gardi -Khalid"

"Mohammad Aqil - Mahmood"

"Darren Boyd - Sniper"

"Kevin Eldon - Sniper"

"Alex MacQueen - Malcolm Storge MP"

"Benedict Cumberbatch as Negotiator"

"Julia Davis as Alice"

"Preeya Kalidas as Sofia"

"Oh, it's just that bag is full of really fragile... boots."

"Craig Parkinson - Matt"

"Arsher Ali as Hassan"

"Adeel Akhtar - Faisal"

"Nigel Lindsay - Barry"

"Kayvan Novak - Waj"

"Riz Ahmed - Omar"

"No more widdling in me gob?"

"Yeah ya fucked up rabbits wi' no ears!"

"This big enough for ya now, Barry? Am I blowing a dog in a ditch? Or am I Paki Rambo?!"

"The night's dead. You can hardly breathe outside. The thing I'd really hate is to have a nail banged through the back of my neck. Slowly. [laughs] I don't see what difference the speed makes. [laughs] The speed of the nail. [laughs] The -The -The nail's speed! [laughs] The s-speed. [laughs]"

"Ben Aris - John Thomas, Undermaster"

"Sean Bury - Jute"

"David Griffin - Willens"

"Charles Sturridge - Markland"

"Geoffrey Chater - Chaplain"