"[final words.] And now, we are both poisoned with heartbreak. Two heroes in a tragedy of our own making. Everyone we touch, we are their curse. A stroke to their cheek, a kiss would kill them instantly. Yes, Madeline. Yes, Mathilde. You made me do this, you see? This was your choice."

"Lisa-Dorah Sonnet - Mathilde"

"Rita Wilson - herself"

"Nicoleta Ciobanu - Babuska"

"Marcela Codrea - a Kuczek villager"

"Jason Woliner - a bystander in Australia"

"Manuel Vieru - Dr. Yamak (Gypsy Tears)"

"Miroslav Tolj - Nursultan Tulyakbay"

"Alin Popa - HueyLewis / Jeffrey Epstein Sagdiyev"

"Tom Hanks - himself"

"Ion Gheorghe - Bilak Sagdiyev"

"He's back, and he's not alone."

"Wear mask. Save live."

"Sacha Baron Cohen - Borat Margaret Sagdiyev"

"Maria Bakalova - Tutar Sagdiyev"

"Dani Popescu - Premier Nursultan Nazarbayev"

"Luca Nelu - a Kuczek villager"

"Nicolae Gheorghe - Biram Sagdiyev"

"This is the worst story that ever happened to any human being... or Jew."

"We use my iPhone 4's hotspot and steal password from assholes Uzbekistan."

"[Back in his village] Jak sie masz! Kazakhstan now feminist nation, like US&A and Saudi Arabia. Bride exports declared misogynist, so we now traffic grooms."

"[Being escorted out of CPAC] If you release me, I'll give you my klan robes!"

"Since I did not have money to buy a gun I went to the nearest synagogue to wait for the next mass shooting."

"My daddy is the smartest person in the whole flat world!"

"[entering the CPAC, dressed in a KKK-robe] I'm Stephen Miller. Sorry I'm late."

"[as his daughter is riding on the roof] Only men and bears are allowed inside car."

"[working in a gulag] Jak sie masz? My name-a Borat. My life is nice, NOT! But how I end up like this?"

"The vice premier was known to be such a pussy hound that he could not be left alone in a room with a woman."

"[voice-over] Finally the time had come to deliver my daughter to the vice pussy-grabber."

"I found a new book which only tells the truth. It's called Facebook. I learn so many facts there. Like, our nation's proudest moment, the Holocaust, never happened!"

"A legend returns."

"Donald Pleasence - General Klaus Kahlenberge"

"Joanna Pettet - Ulrike von Seidlitz-Gabler"

"Philippe Noiret - Inspector Morand"

"Charles Gray - General Herbert von Seidlitz-Gabler"

"Omar Sharif - Major (Lt. Colonel) Grau"

"Coral Browne - Eleonore von Seidlitz-Gabler"

"Peter O'Toole - General Wilhelm Tanz"

"Tom Courtenay - Lance Corporal Kurt Hartmann"

"[to Morand] I've always felt that even in war, gentlemen, though they may be on opposing sides, still have much in common. It was everyone's misfortune that Hitler was not a gentleman."

"A manhunt explodes with shock and excitement!"

"Charles Millot - Wionczek"