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April 10, 2026
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"Amy Bradford - French airplane passenger (uncredited)"
"Haley Ramm - young Starla Grady (uncredited)"
"Christen Coppen - Doreen Gilmore"
"Matt Czuchry - Kyle Fuller"
"Brandon Smith - Arnie Grady"
"Julie Whitee - Bootsie Grady"
"Jesse James - Randolph Grady"
"Nicki Aycox - Tanner Jennings"
"Alexandra Adi - Ashley Lopez"
"Trent Ford - Ed Mitchell"
"Piper Perabo - Genevieve LePlouff"
"Jane McGregor - Starla Grady"
"A high school comedy with a French twist"
"Miss Perfect is about to meet her match."
"Bonjour, y'all"
"No French People Were Harmed In The Making Of This Film."
"Enjoy it while you can, Cupcake, before time and gravity do their dirty work."
"Bonjour, y'all."
"Oh, Kyle, bonjour. I was just watching Starla. She really knows how to spread her legs... uh... to kick."
"[After slapping Kyle and Genevieve in different scenes at the Newscaster of the Year contest] Slapping people is fun."
"[After slapping her boyfriend] You are so fired as my boyfriend!"
"I didn't find her she found me, WHO IS SHE?"
"You messed with the wrong cooze, flooze. Get ready to par-tee!"
"She went through this whole catholic thing—kissing my knees and calling herself a whore. It was like Taxicab Confessions."
"I'm going to get you, Kermit, you're going down!"
"Whatcha reading? [Randolph shows her a copy of 'Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?' by Philip K. Dick] Oh, I like Dicks. haha"
"[in a french exam] j'ai une bouche comme dix doigts et dix doigts comme une bouche..."
"It doesn't get better than this. If only I had seen the writing on the wall...I just didn't know it was in French."
"We're all capable of doing bad things. Lord knows I've done my share. Things I'm truly ashamed of. But should my life, so young and full of sweet promise, be tragically cut before it ever had a chance to shine? If I ever get out of here, as God is my witness, somebody's gonna pay. Or, as the great German philosopher Freddy Nitsche once said, 'that which does not kill us is gonna wish it had, because we're about to Fed-ex its sorry ass back to Skank Central where it came from.' Or something like that."
"Ben Whishaw - Sidney"
"Jason Flemyng - Crazy Larry"
"Nathalie Lunghi - Charlie"
"Nick Thomas-Webster - Dragan's henchman"
"Dragan Mićanović - Dragan"
"Francis Magee - Paul the boatman"
"Paul Orchard - Lucky"
"Stephen Walters - Shanks"
"Louis Emerick - Trevor"
"Steve John Shepherd - Tiptoes"
"Dexter Fletcher - Cody"
"Sienna Miller - Tammy"
"Sally Hawkins - Slasher"
"Burn Gorman - Gazza"
"Marcel IureÅŸ - Slavo"
"Michael Gambon - Eddie Temple"
"Jamie Foreman - the Duke"
"George Harris - Morty"
"Kenneth Cranham - Jimmy Price"
"Colm Meaney - Gene"
"Daniel Craig - XXXX"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!