Blond

"Boldly going where no blonde has gone."

"The rules of hair care are simple and finite. Any Cosmo girl would have known."

"Bend... and snap!"

"All people see when they look at me is blonde hair and big boobs."

"He's engaged! She's got the six-carat Harry Winston on her bony, unpolished finger."

"So just because I'm not a Vanderbilt, suddenly I'm white trash? I grew up in Bel Air, Warner, across the street from Aaron Spelling. I think most people would agree that's better than some stinky old Vanderbilt."

"And two weeks ago, I killed Cameron Diaz at Fred Segal, when I talked her out of buying this truly heinous angora sweater. Whoever said orange was the new pink was seriously disturbed!"

"This summer go blonde!"

"Ali Larter - Brooke Wyndham"

"Jennifer Coolidge - Paulette Bonafonté"

"Selma Blair - Vivian Kensington"

"Victor Garber - Professor Callahan"

"Luke Wilson - Emmett Richmond"

"Matthew Davis - Warner Huntington III"

"Reese Witherspoon - Elle Woods"

"Maurice: Oh, my God, the bend and snap! Works every time."

"Professor Stromwell: A legal education means you will learn to speak in a new language. You will be taught to achieve insight into the world around you. And to sharply question what you know."

"Professor Stromwell: If you're going to let one stupid prick ruin your life, you're not the girl I thought you were."