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"Princess Fiona: Don't worry, Shrek, I am sure my parents will love you to pieces."
"Shrek: Do you know where Donkey is?"
"Mice: No, but I heard some strange growling noises. I would be careful if I were you."
"Leprechaun: It's time for a mini-game! How many times can you bounce a mouse?"
"Pig: It seems peasants won't stop trying to run you out of your swamp."
"Shrek: Yeah, although I wonder who gave them enchanted pumpkin seeds?"
"Pig: Maybe there is a magic fairy that really has it in for ogres."
"Shrek: That's ridiculous. Donkey is not in this part of the swamp. Where can he be?"
"Donkey: Why can't I find Dragon? Did she get mad and leave? Maybe if I keep looking. Who are you?"
"Leprechaun: I am the Leprechaun. If you can get a good score playing my mini-game I will give you a prize. Let's see how many times you can bounce on the platform."
"Gingy: Fairies slow your fall if you hold down when you jump."
"Donkey: Why do I keep finding gold coins?"
"Mice: Those gold coins were stolen from the Leprechaun. People say that they are scattered all over the land."
"Donkey: What happens if we find them all?"
"Mice: That's for you to find out."
"Pig 2: My brother thought he was clever by hiding his house key up here. You can "Equip" it."
"Pinocchio: Watch out, Donkey! There are some peasants up ahead who look dangerous."
"Donkey: I don't have to worry about peasants. They think I am a regular donkey. As long as they don't see someone they don't like, I should be able to beat them easily."
"Shrek: You are late! Where is Dragon?"
"Donkey: Dragon? The thing is... ..she's kinda moody and doesn't feel much like traveling."
"Shrek: Um, right... Well, let's go then."
"Princess Fiona: Shrek, our driver says he is lost. Could you find out where we are?"
"Shrek: Sure, dear. I could walk use a quiet walk."
"Donkey: Wait for me!"
"Shrek: Can't you leave me alone for one minute?"
"Donkey: I can help!"
"Shrek: You can start by not talking."
"Daran Norris - Hammet, Set"
"Gregg Berger - Jesup"
"Rino Romano - Rama"
"Earl Boen - Narrator, King Urmhet"
"You cannot win, Akkadian!"
"Set will conquer all!"
"I will summon Set, the great chaos god who slew his brother Osiris with this very weapon! With Set's power and the beast armies of the Netherworld, I will enslave or destroy the people of the land of the living and rule this whole world! And you and your brothers will be my first sacrifice."
"Ha, my friend. If I were to venture into the Netherworld, my dark masters would claim my soul. I would be unable to return. You, on the other hand, had no right to be there. You would find a way out, once you had found the Sword of Osiris for me."
"My name is Magus. I have been searching for a man of your talent to assist me. I am conducting an experiment, and need a man of strength such as yours if my work is to be successful."
"They cannot hear you, Akkadian. They are in an enchanted sleep and will awake only when my ritual is complete. But I wanted you to witness that which you have helped to accomplish. I needed a man of your strength to enter the Netherworld and retrieve the Sword of Osiris. When you refused my request in Khemet, I had to resort to other means of employing your services. I took the form of an old prisoner and fed your thirst for revenge!"
"Mark Hamill - Apep"
"Billy West — Magus, Ptah"
"Dwayne Johnson — Mathayus"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!