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"...an Empire now crashing about their ears. The Sikh smiled at the vanity of human aspirations."
"'The country will absorb you and you will cease to be Victor Crabbe. You will less and less find it possible to do the work for which you were sent here. You will lose function and identity. You will be swallowed up and become another kind of eccentric. You may become a Muslim. You may forget your English, or at least lose your English accent. You may end in a kampong, no longer a foreigner, an old brownish man with many wives and children, one of the elders whom the young will be encouraged to consult on matters of the heart. You will be ruined.'"
"â...realityâs always dull, you know...â"
"It had, perhaps, not been a very edifying life. On the booze in England, in India, in Malaya⌠And then a couple of gins for breakfast and then the first beers of the day in a kedai ⌠He had been driven out of that EdenâŚbecause of his sinful desire to taste what was forbidden."
"The East would always present that calm face of faint astonishment, unmoved at the anger, not understanding the bitterness."
"Around them the gawping locals sat, amazed with an amazement that never grew lessâŚ"
"His real wife, his houri, his paramour was everywhere waiting, genie-like, in a bottle. The hymeneal gouging-off of the bottle-top, the kiss of the brown bitter yeasty flow, the euphoria far beyond the release of detumescence."
"ââŚas the cinema shows us, they are much more accessible and, for that matter, much more wanton than our own women""
"âQuite all right, sir. Plenty of time. You have a sleep, sir.â Hood turned over with his fat bottom towards Nabby Adams. Thank God. Nabby Adams tiptoed over again to the serving-hatch, ordered another, downed it. He began to feel a great deal better. After yet another he felt better still. Poor old Robin Hood wasnât such a bad type. Stupid, didnât know a gear-box from a spare tyre, but he meant well. The world generally looked better. The sun shone, the palms shook in the faint breeze, a really lovely Malay girl passed by the window. Proud of carriage, in tight baju and rich sarong, she balanced voluptuous haunches. Her blue-black hair had some sort of a flower in it; how delicate the warm brown of her flat flower-like face. âWhat time is it, Nabby?â...."
"âSir, we are trying to work because we are having to take the examination in a very brief time from now, but the younger boys are not realizing the importance of our labours and they are creating veritable pandemoniums while we are immersed in our studies. To us who are their lawful and appointed superiors they are giving overmuch insolence, nor are they sufficiently overawed by our frequent threatenings. I would be taking it, sir, as inestimable favour if you would deliver harsh words and verbal punishing to them all, sir, especially the Malay boys, who are severely lacking in due respectfulness and incorrigible to discipline also.â"
"âŚit was a cardinal rule in the East not to show oneâs true feelings."
"âI should want to go home, like Fenella. I should be so tired of the shambles here, the obscurantism, the colour-prejudice, the laziness and ignorance, as to desire nothing better than a headship in a cold stone country school in England. But I love this country. I feel protective towards it. Sometimes just before dawn breaks, I feel that somehow I enclose it, contain it. I feel that it needs me. This is absurd, because snakes and scorpions are ready to bite me, a drunken Tamil is prepared to knife me, the Chinese in the town would like to spit at me, some day a Malay boy will run amok and try to tear me apart. But it doesnât matter. I want to live here; I want to be wanted. Despite the sweat, despite the fever, the prickly heat, the mosquitoes, the terrorists, the fools at the bar of the club, despite Fenella.â"
"Sultan Aladdin⌠had few illusions about his own people: amiable, well-favoured, courteous, they loved rest better than industry⌠their function was to remind the toiling Chinese, Indians and British of the ultimate vanity of labour."
"Relief brought an aching desire to be sitting in a kedai with a large bottle of Tiger or Anchor or Carlsberg in front of him...."
"His heart beating faster, his throat drying, Nabby whispered to the driver, âNot so bloody fast.â âTuan?â âAll right, all right.â One of these days he must really get down to the language. There never seemed to be the time, somehow...."
"âWhat you could do with is a nice strong cup of tea, sir. Iâll tell the kuki to make you one.â âDoes it really do any good, Nabby? (That was better.) âIâve tried every damn thing.â...."
"Vorpal had the trick of adding a Malay enclitic to his utterances. This also had power to irritate, especially in the mornings. It irritated Nabby Adams that this should irritate him, but somewhere at the back of his brain was the contempt of the man learned in languages for the silly show-off, jingling the small change of âwallahâ and charpoy..."
"'And make up your mind about what bloody race you belong to. One minute itâs all about being a farmerâs boy in Northamptonshire and the next youâre on about the old days in Calcutta and what the British have done to Mother India and the snake-charmers and the bloody temple-bells. Ah, wake up, for Godâs sake. Youâre English right enough but youâre forgetting how to speak the bloody language, what with traipsing about with Punjabis and Sikhs and God knows what. You talk Hindustani in your sleep, man. Sort it out, for Godâs sake. If you want to put a loincloth on, get cracking, but donât expect the privileges --â (the word came out in a wet blurr; the needle stuck for a couple of grooves) âthe privileges, the privilegesâŚâ"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwĂźrdig geformten HĂśhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschĂśpft, das Abenteuer an dem groĂen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurĂźck. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der grĂśĂte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei auĂer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!