"God gives talent so that the ordinary person can become extraordinary. Talent is the only way the poor can become rich. Otherwise, in this world the rich would remain rich and the poor would remain poor. This unfair talent actually creates a balance, helps to make the world fair."

"But it will work, man. If you put your heart into it, it will."

"life is tough when you are always talking to people smarter than you."

"Admiration passes, love endures."

"This means that I can do whatever I really want. God is always with me. There is no thing as a loser after all."

"But that is what life is like, uncertain, screwed at times but still fun."

"As I said sir, no one is perfect. Apart from Google of course."

"Few people in the world get to hit their bosses but those who do will tell you it is better than sex."

"It is time to face real world, even if it is harder and painful. I'd rather fly and crash, than just snuggle and sleep."

"Progress is building something lasting for future."

"Think about this, the people gave birth to me cannot stop hating each other enough. What does that tell you about me? Half of my genes must be fighting with other half, no wonder I am so fucking messed up."

"That was reality and as is often the case, reality sucks."

"Only women think there is a reason to thank people if they listen to them."

"We were talking a lot, but we weren't communicating at all."

"I may not be a great surgeon, but the one little heart I have, I have given to you."

"Girls handbags have enough to make a survival kit for Antarctica."

"Crap happens in life. It could happen tonight."

"Girls are strategic. They will talk about love and romance and all that crap but when it comes to doing the deal they will choose the fattest chicken."

"One thing guys know is when to shut up."

"Sometimes counting seconds is a great way to kill time through a woman's tantrums."

"I suspect he was never young, was just born straight forty years old."

"Esha's modelling is also beyond me as no one is ever going to pay me for my looks."

"to analyse my dream and its significance in my insignificant life, but I had to get dressed for work."

"In the first three months, half of my salary went for a pigeonhole in the Siberian end of town."

"All of us needed time to rest. And we had time - four months of it - to take all the rest in the world."

"Kind? This is DisCo, not Mother Teresa's home."

"But her parents were certified weirdos and probably deserved such tactics."

"Girls are beautiful, let's face it, and life is quite, quite worthless without them."

"Theaters are the opposite of class lectures, the front row is where the action is."

"Figuring out women is harder than topping a ManPro Quiz."

"I know, these Hindi movies are crap, but they do kind of take your mind away from the crap of real life like nothing else."

"Alok tried to ask the professor for a re-quiz, who stared back as if he had been asked for both his kidneys."

"People like him think that they are god's gift to the world. What's worse, they are."

"Ryan and I took everything; though everything tasted the same, we could at least have some variety of colors on our plate."

"The best news of the day. Pfizer vaccine (a major trial was under progress) is 90% effective. Victory for science and humanity. Stock markets soaring across the world. Seems like the real deal this time."

"Top-3 national priorities right now, where the entire country should be focused: Vaccine. Vaccine. Vaccine."

"Firefighting is good. That's what's happening right now. But solution is in vaccines. Enough vaccines.It's not which vaccine. Our vaccine. Their vaccine. It's enough vaccines. If we don't have enough, mayhem won't stop. Swallow pride. Accept mistakes. Get 'enough' vaccines."

"Keep asking on the vaccine plan. How much vaccine? By what date? What %age of pop vaccinated by May 31, June 30,July 31? Real numbers. Abuse me, troll me, demean my work, doubt my intentions, mock me. But keep asking on the vaccine plan. For the sake of my country. 🙏🏻"

"I have a fascination with getting my entire country vaccinated. For that we need all the vaccines we can get and we will need them all. Nothing to do with nation of origin."

"We need 70% entire population to get herd immunity. Not just adult population. Virus doesn’t check your Adhaar card. It maybe more than 70% even as the vaccines we’ve used have lower overall efficacy than mRNA vaccines. Define the problem properly to solve it."

"The Pfizer vaccine, one of the best ones, used in most developed countries, applied for permission in India in Dec-2020. India instead asked them to do more studies here. Pfizer withdrew its application in Feb-21. Imagine lives saved if we allowed the vaccine from December itself"

"Today, whichever CM will be able to source and vaccinate their entire state will become a national star. Great political opportunity that will save lives too!"

"Oh but why couldn't Pfizer agree to our terms, some say. Well, we needed Pfizer's vaccine more than they needed us. We could have saved lives if we kept our ego down and said 'how can we make it work Pfizer' rather than 'why can't you listen to us.' Lives could have been saved."

"Remember, we need global help right now to get the vaccines. The person who needs the help cannot have ego. Ego never served anyone anyway, but if we keep ego or fake pride now, when we need help, we won't succeed. Heads down, get to work, source and administer the vaccines."

"For the sake of all beings I have made this body pleasureless. Let them continually beat it, revile it, and cover it with filth. Let them play with my body. Let them laugh at it and ridicule it. What does it matter to me? I have given my body to them."

"When one intends to move or when one intends to speak, one should first examine one’s own mind and then act appropriately with composure. When one sees one’s mind to be attached or repulsed, then one should neither act nor speak, but remain still like a piece of wood. When my mind is haughty, sarcastic, full of conceit and arrogance, ridiculing, evasive and deceitful, when it is inclined to boast, or when it is contemptuous of others, abusive, and irritable, then I should remain still like a piece of wood. When my mind is averse to the interests of others and seeks my own self-interest, or when it wishes to speak out of a desire for an audience, then I will remain still like a piece of wood. When it is impatient, indolent, timid, impudent, garrulous, or biased in my own favor, then I will remain still like a piece of wood."