"In the past, the Mongols and Tibetans were divided as lords and slaves, but the two chairmen [Ma Qi and Ma Bufang], insisting on the principle of equality of all nationalities in our country, corrected the absurdity and astutely reformed it, which is really a perceptive measure greatly significant for the frontiers. Better still, in September when cattle and sheep are plump, people cheerful, making the lake worship ritual is really a celebration, analagous to the Mid-Autumn Festival in agricultural society, celebrating the harvest. The nomadic nationalities can now all rejoice without division in land and region."

"Under Hitler or Stalin a Góral [Tatra-highlander] could choose to produce oscypek [smoked cheese] however he preferred. Nowadays the EU official is watching him."

"Let's be straight, anarchist demanding state-sponsored welfare would be akin to a Catholic demanding right to rape the Mary, mother of Jesus."

"Building of European Commission would be perfect for a brothel."

"Fascism is not [only] squads of the SA or the Blackshirts marching on the streets. Fascism is officials, in uniforms ordering what is capitalist supposed to do with "his" factory, and how he should father "his" children and occasionally - how many Jews (or anti-Semites) should be sent to Auschwitz."

"Before I was nine years old, I had been a socialist. When young, everyone is a socialist; later he becomes smarter."

"Every fascist state like Germany, France, or modern Poland takes away citizen's right to self-defense. Fascist Americans such as Barack Obama or Hillary Clinton want to take arms away from American society."

"Currently we breed cowards and snitches. Whored society of sons of whores!"

"I suspect in Lenin's works there's everything, if you search well."

"I've had no sexual education, but I have six children."

"Paleontologists do not have to search for famous "missing link" from which humans supposedly came, and current great apes. This link is simply the socialist - because he has both monkey genes."

"Justice is to social justice like a chair to an electric chair."

"It is the nature of the pig, that if there's nothing to stop her from stepping into abreuvoir - then it will. Nothing will stop bureaucracy from continuing to serve us "good" and protecting us from "evil" - if we'll let them do that."

"Politicians that proclaim big words without meaning rule in democracy. At best they allow themselves to discover that it's better to be rich and healthy than sick and poor and that it is necessary to care for 'good of Poland" - clap clap, hurricane of clapping."

"The sleep of reason encourages the elections."

"Prisons are the universities of the opposition."

"I am for joining a free trade zone. The European Union is not such zone, but a zone of raging bureaucracy which stears every hectolitre of wine, and every tone of beef."

"We are not for making shoes, so shoemakers can have jobs, but so we can have shoes."

"Fight to preserve these traits of civilization, that made us go forward."

"Saying you are a patriot is not enough - you have to be one."

"Nobody is safe of his life, property and health when the parliament deliberates."

"[Conservatism is] a fight for keeping these qualities that made us move unceasingly."

"The world is not ruled by those who have money, but those who have dreams"

"The socialist is not a human, but an animal, because a human differs from an animal in this that he has moral values, and the Reds (socialists), as their program states, they disobey them."

"Socialists believe otherwise - a man is not competent enough to make decision should he use seatbelt, should he buy insurance, and the same man is competent enough to elect president and government."

"If the car drives in the wrong direction better fuel won't help."

"Socialism destroys everywhere one thing - diversity. Everything is supposed to be best, and as we know, best things are always in shortage. I remind once more that for the socialists "best" is what they consider "best" for us, and not what we like."

"When in an organism there are cancer cells, they have to be removed, not helped because they're "so young" and "so creative"."

"The difference between Europe and USA is that in USA they keep the Reds in reservations, and we in parliaments."

"Socialism is a monster that will die."

"The purpose of road traffic is speed, not safety."

"I support the protection of life from conception to natural death. But a natural death for a murderer is a death on the gallows."

"A scientist who writes for a grant has to write subpar papers - so that the grant giver will understand what the paper is about."

"A jump from the sixth floor is definitely more harmful than taking heroin, yet we don't forbid building sixth floors."

"Socialists try to convince us that the tea becomes sweet not because of sugar, but because of mixing."

"My principal aim is to destroy socialism."

"Democracy means that if this man, you, and I will be trapped on an island, we having a majority of votes will decide that you have to sleep with us. That's the Democracy. And with 2/3 votes we can even put that in the constitution."

"The average intelligence quotient of Australian aborigines is more or less equal to a child with Down syndrome, and no one thinks to do abortions on Aborigines."

"A monkey is a much better voter than a socialist. Statistically speaking, if we assume that there are two options to choose from: the "A" and the "B" - the monkey is voting randomly, so its wrong 50% of the time. The socialist, however - is always wrong."

"[Women] Inferior? Superior! I am sexist, of course."

"If every other Jew had a weapon in 1939, the Holocaust might have been prevented."

"But please remember, that in 1991 in the w:Sejm [lower chamber of polish parliament] I didn't demand the abolishment of Special Economic Zones. I demanded the creation of a single Special Economic Zone - which would encompass the whole country!"

"Throughout her long life, Chanel moved between two worlds, one real the other imaginary. Unloved, she lived for love. Despite her countless conquests, from English noblemen to Russian dukes, she spent years alone, work her only solace."

"Despite the work of a dozen biographers … Chanel remains an enigma."

"Chanel, General De Gaulle and Picasso are the three most important figures of our time."

"I was a rebellious child, a rebellious lover, a rebellious couturière — a real devil."

"A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous."