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"Okay, new Earth game. I call it: Solar System!"
"Look at you, man! You're a full-grown cat still watching cartoons! Why, you're three years old! Do you know what that is in human years? Oh, listen to me, man. I'm your friend. Don't you know cartoons will ruin your mind? Look what it's done to your brain!"
"Heffer, we're mates, right?"
"I had it with you, you're a useless and pathetic thing like a useless and pathetic thing, this IS the last straw you Good for nothing of rubbish... PREPARE TO FEEL MY WRATH!! That will teach you."
"All right, Yay!"
"Ooh, careful, Homer."
"Missing your friends?"
"Captain's log, Stardate 57436.2. The Cerritos is docked at Douglas Station for routine maintenance and resupply. We will soon set course for the capital planet of the Galar system, where we're scheduled to make second contact with the Galardonian High Council. First contact is a delicate, high-stakes operation of diplomacy. One must be ready for anything when Humanity is interacting with alien race for the first time. But we don't do that. Our specialty is second contact. Still pretty important. We get all the paperwork signed, make sure we're spelling the name of the planet right, get to know all the good places to eat."
"UGH!! I hate red lights! Come on, gotta go, gotta go, gotta go!!"
"Hi Everyone I’m Ninety Want To Join Us With Our Undersea Adventures Sure!"
"Okay, Vic. I'm glad we see eye to eye on expanding our business. But first, we gotta learn how to make..."
"Happy Valentines Day, Todd!"
"Northern Region, Sector 17 Alpha, log date 8313 Omega 3, Jor-El speaking, gathering readings for final subterranean probe."
"I'm depressed, Red. Here in this holiday time and we're hiding out in this dingy rattrap. No presents, no fun, no nothing. Can't we at least, get a Christmas tree."
"Speed it up! We don't have all night."
"Would you look at that. A little slice of heaven."
"Bed, TWERP!"
"Thanks for babysitting tonight, Vicky. Timmy just loves making new friends, don't you Timmy?"
"Clifford, Rhonda, [Luis], Smoothie, and Garfield. Welcome to your new home! I know, you're overwhelmed. We're in a new city, having to make new friends, and our big brother Antony left us for college. Well he's my brother, not yours. But we gotta roll with the punches! Toughen up rocks! Were not little kids anymore, we're 10! Double digits! We can handle this, right? I wish Antony were here to help me unpack. And keep me from talking to a bunch of rocks. 'Tis I, the good rock fairy Rocktilda. Since you are so kind and true of heart and cute and spunky, I've decided to grant you one wish. Thanks Rocktilda! I am pretty great aren't I. I'd like to wish for UNLIMITED WISHES!!! That wasn't the deal! Too late you doink, you've been outsmarted now start granting! Muahaha..."
"Space. It seems to go on and on forever. But then you get to the end and the gorilla starts throwing barrels at you."
"Professor's lab notes, final entry. Time has been frozen for an unknown length of time. With no time to lose, I began tunneling through time in search of Fry and Leela, only to find them suffering from a case of extreme old. Horrified, I offered to reset the universe to the instant before time stopped. They could be young once more, still grotesquely ugly, but young."
"D-Did someone switch the universe off and on?"
"And that's the end."
"Partake of my free snack samples! Take it! I demand it as your ruler, the King of Demons! Why isn't anyone paying attention to me? I'm their rightful overlord, intellectually and such."
"...a Grimwalker?"
"Don't say it out loud!"
"I'm free! I'm free! Oh, this is the good-est I've felt in forever and ever! It's like the whole world is singing!"
"Morning, balloons! I mean...morning, last balloon."
"Make sure you eat your pumpkin seeds, Bluey."
"Okay! Let's make some Father's Day cards for Dad."
"One, two, three, four, five, six! Well done, Kim Jim, you won again."
"Let's play "Wild Girls", Indy!"
"Mr. Hamada? Mr. Hamada?! Follow please!"
"San Fransokyo, greatest city in the world, once threatened by nefarious forces, now a beacon of peace, thanks to the fearless fortitude of Big Hero 6!"
"Summer in San Fransokyo. The days are long and the living is-. Easy!"
"Heh, heh, heh!"
"Moon Girl?! Almost didn’t recognize you for the...!"
"I gotta take these upstairs. You okay watching the store for a bit?"
"Yes, Elder Kettle?"
"We were tricked into breaking into that cookie factory! This is what we get for listening to Ms. Chalice!"
"What should we play today at recess?"
"Olive, look how much our baby plants has grown!"
"Scrooge McDuck, he had a vault, E-I-E-I-O. And in this vault, he had some dough, E-I-E-I-O. Ah, there's only one thing better than owning a vault full of cold-hard cash, and that's swimming in it! I love to dive around in it like a porpoise, and burrow through it like a gopher and toss it up and let it hit me on the head. Curse me kilts, I'm late!"
"Aw, come on, a little lightning never killed anyone."
"Legacy, passing the torch to a new generation. The knowledge of the old mixes with the discoveries of the new into that flavorful gumbo called tomorrow. You are that gumbo!"
"F.O.W.L., the Fiendish Organization for World Larceny, is back. Long thought to have been eliminated by agents of S.H.U.S.H., they've risen again, led by a devious traitor."
"...both sun and moon..."
"...and harmony has been maintained in Equestria for generations since. Hmm...Elements of Harmony. I know I've heard of those before...but where?"
"Let's go through this one more time."
"Okay. So, Cat and I are on a farm."
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!