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"Definitely!"
"The president cut the strings shorter. Only one foot long! Much safer for everyone."
"(translation) Phase one is complete, 807612r-B9. Commence Phase two?"
"[yawns] Nah."
"Should we tell him we stayed up last night and washed it?"
"T'dee, t'dee, t'dee, t'dee, t'dee, t'dee! Ted Cruz, folks!"
"I have some things to tell you. It's about my backpack."
"Good night, Olivia. Time for bed, William!"
"Thank you for watching the show!"
"Monkey King!"
"Let's bounce! Let's bounce! Oh, yeah! Let's bounce!"
"Jenny, did you forget to feed the tiger?"
"See you later, friends. And thanks for all the laughs."
"Leave me alone, you ticklish pest! (UK version)"
"Oh, freak me out! This is craziness! (US version)"
"Today's Christmas sermon is about family. What is family? Well, a lot of times, family is just a bunch of people who are forced to be together just because they came out of each other — but every so often...a miracle happens. A loving family, just like that, out of nowhere. Now, what causes this — a belief in God, a strong moral structure, blind luck? Who knows, who cares? Ah, you're not gonna get any answers out of me. I'm just a puppet for the Big Guy. I don't write this stuff. The end — I mean, Amen. Nah, who am I kidding? The End."
"Okay, going for the triple bonus."
"You go, Moon Girl!"
"Y'see? Sometimes one small Mixel is all it takes. Yup, Mixopolis is my town. And always will be."
"Aw, man. There goes my timeslot."
"Weddings, Priya. They do something to you."
"I think we're gonna need a new ship."
"Don't worry about it."
"Oh, Haps! I don't know if you can see from your side, but I just skywrote 'Bessie and Happy BFFAEAE' and it looks really great!"
"See you next time! Ha ha ha!"
"Aw, thanks for stopping by. Good night, everybody."
"Aw, thanks for stopping by!"
"See ya real soon!"
"I believe that you would, Slick. Now how about a hand?"
"Now, let's see what kind of new stuff the evil me put in Megas. Woo! Yeah, Wah-hoo! Yeah! Wa, ha, ha!"
"It's a funny thing about making a commitment. Even though sometimes you don't want to follow through. Once you do, you're glad you did."
"So even though things didn't go exactly like they were supposed to, that matinee turned out to be one of our best shows ever. Now that's teamwork. What can I say, Mom and Dad? We're a real class act."
"I guess we will, baby. I guess we will."
"I'm the luckiest one here. I have two families! Now about that turkey..."
"Leave me alone, or I will call my fiend back!"
"Yut is pleased by attention!"
"Hooray for Maggie!"
"I just call "dibs" on his fish flakes."
"And that's the end."
"Ain't I a stinker?"
"Daffy! Get those legs up!"
"Go ahead, Eddie. I understand."
"Someday, kiddo. Someday."
"I can't believe they canceled our show and put this on instead."
"See you on the next mission!"
"Little Bill, who are you talking to?"
"I love you too, Stitch."
"You have to catch up with it yourself."
"Change can happen anytime, Carmen. If you ever wanted to start working harder to bring love and harmony to the world, remember, there's always tomorrow."
"Evil does not die. It evolves."
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!