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"We should have bought the whoopie cushion! [groans]"
"Wow! This is the best Best Friends Day ever!"
"Hey, Get back here. You little booger!"
"Sorry, boss."
"Looks like I'm back in Bikini Bottom forever!"
"Yeah I think right now might be the best time."
"Plankton, What have you done to my daughter? You made her cry! You know, she could been with an ATM! Someone with money, But she chose you! I don't know why!"
"Aw, I knew Plankton was hatching an evil plan the whole time. So I just adjusted the controls to put Plankton where he can't do any harm. Nobody fools a squirrel from Texas! [Laughs which turns into evil laughter]"
"Well, it's like I told you before boy, there ain't no such thing as witches, or curses, or magical beings, or..."
"Oh, sorry, sir. I just sold it a minute ago. But we do have this slightly used Taco Stand for sale."
"I think stealing a mail truck definitely counts as naughty. Wouldn't you say, Potty? Ho ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!"
"I sure would, Santa. [laughs] Merry Christmas!"
"Huh? Why are you Laughing?"
"See Patrick, bubbles are the answers to everything."
"Great! Now, GET TO WORK!!!"
"Oh, he'll be fine."
"You have a thing on your thing."
"You're a menace!"
"Goodnight. Eat tight. "Eat tight." [Laughs then snores]"
"Here we go again!"
"Well, I still am a little mad."
"Sandy, help us!"
"You'll come back now, you hear?"
"Best fan club ever!"
"Best Plank Day Ever!"
"This was fun!"
"Hey, nice bathroom! I call the top bunk!"
"I just love my fabulous, filthy family."
"Yes, Mom, I love shopping."
"Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas!"
"This really was the best slumber party ever."
"Yes, I am."
"Wait, what just happened?"
"Looks like we're getting the hang of not being so overprotective, huh, Howie? Howie? I'll get the smelling salts."
"Ooh, I got one: hamburgers."
"Actually, that was an 18th century Japanese parasol, but no problem."
"You got it! All right, everybody. Back to class, or it's a week's detention!"
"Oh, no. Chamomile."
"Oh. Our own personal mud masks! Nature is classier than I thought."
"Liam! I found your retainer!"
"Ronnie Anne! That's my line!"
"Thank you, Mr. President."
"Sweet dreams, mijo."
"Even the problem, not our jurisdiction."
"Where are we?"
"GARFIEEEEEEELLLLLDDD!!!!!!!"
"I made the show. Hulk Out. Bam, I said it. Hulk Out."
"So, I guess this is it. But there's no need to get all sappy. I thought once I became the Ultimate Spider-Man, that would mean my work was done. But far from it. This isn't the end, this is only the beginning."
"TBA (Coming Soon!)"
"That's why we should get going!"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!