"[attempting to convince RJ to forget his woodland friends and move on as an independent loner] Who are you kidding? You said it yourself, you're a family of one. Always will be. It's how guys like you and me survive. So a few saps got hurt in the process. Tough. That's life. Trust me, you don't need them."

"[threatening to kill RJ and his friends] You're dead, RJ! And your friends are next! (Penny: Look out!) [pricks her quills onto his nose, causing him to roar in pain]"

"[first words while talking on the phone while driving in her SUV] No, I can talk. I'm just driving."

"[to Janis] Did I just hear them say, "rabid squirrel?" [Janis: I think they might just be overreacting.] But, what if they're not? What if we have a potential pandemic on our hands? Vermin running loose, spreading disease, and lowering our property values? [Janis: Yeah. I have a casserole in the oven. Gotta run. (walks away)] Fine. You worry about your casserole, and I'll worry about the end of suburban peace and tranquility!"

"[exits her house and spits out her coffee, seeing the neighborhood in a mess, and calls a number on her phone] Hello? I need every business listing you have under "exterminator.""

"Debbie? I don't remember seeing a permit out for a gathering. Groups of more than one who wish to get... [sees Ozzie lying on the ground, playing dead; screams in alarm]"

"[after Dwayne sets up a lot of animal traps in her backyard to keep animals off her property while RJ watches from inside the hedge] Did you put this one in? This Depelter Turbo? [Dwayne: That's a contraband item, ma'am, as it is illegal in every state, except Texas.] I don't care if this thing's against the Geneva Conventions. I want it! [Dwayne: (chuckles) I thought you might. So I took the liberty of installing it for you.]"

"[attacking RJ and the woodland animals along with Dwayne and Vincent while cutting the hedge with a string trimmer] Show your rat little faces! Filthy creatures! [zoom out, showing the three villains attacking them on both sides of the hedge as they're cornered inside] STAY IN THE WOODS WHERE YOU BELONG!"

"[last words while she and Dwayne are both being arrested by the police for illegally possessing a Depelter Turbo; begging desperately] No! It's not my fault! LET GO OF ME! [Police Officer: Ma'am.] I CAN'T BE ARRESTED! [Police Officer: Excuse me...] I'M THE PRESIDENT OF THE HOMEOWNER'S ASSOCIATION!"

"[after Vincent retaliates by punching him in the face for accidentally shocking him] You guys wanna party, do ya? All right, then, let's party!"

"[bracing for impact when the Depelter Turbo activates] Prepare for a lot of stinging!"

"Skeeter: Now can I poke him?"

"BBQ Barry: Oh, my back!"

"Lunch Table Larry: Look out!"

"Ranger: Here we go, off to the Rockies for you, Smokey."

"From the creators of Shrek and Madagascar."

"Get over it."

"Taking back the neighborhood one snack at a time."

"Ring Leader (RJ tagline)"

"Shell Shocked (Verne tagline)"

"Nuts! (Hammy tagline)"

"Master Blaster. (Stella tagline)"

"Bruce Willis — RJ"

"Garry Shandling — Verne"

"Steve Carell — Hammy"

"Wanda Sykes — Stella"

"William Shatner — Ozzie"

"Nick Nolte — Vincent"

"Thomas Haden Church — Dwayne LaFontant"

"Allison Janney — Gladys Sharp"

"Eugene Levy — Lou"

"Catherine O'Hara — Penny"

"Now I have revealed exactly why I'm here. I'll be your Angel, if you want to see... how perfect...sharing love with an angel can be."

"If I can sing it up, I can sing it back."

"That was my car...my wheels...my Voltage wagon!"

"Get a grip on yourself, Dizzy...uh-oh. We're not gonna die...oh yes, we are...!"

"Just remember, Omar: it's not Ohmtown, it's Nuke York."

"Sometimes these brothers of mine really burn my buns, too! They keep this place locked up tighter than a hummingbird's tweet."

"Narrator: [reading blue text over black screen] The war was over. The only survivors were street animals: dogs, cats and rats. From them, a new race of mutants evolved. That was a long time ago... [thunder crashes, text then scrolls] Mok, a legendary super-rocker, has retired to Ohmtown. There, his computers work at deciphering an ancient code which would unlock a doorway between this world and another dimension. Obsessed with his dark experiment, Mok himself searches for the last crucial component... [as scrolling text fades, next line zooms on screen] a very special voice."

"The Beauty...The Beast...The Beat."

"Sound you can see in the movie you can feel!"

"She can SING or she can SCREAM! (inhales psychotically, then immediately calms) But she still pissed me off."

"My vengeance...DESTROY THEM ALL!"

"Zip, Zip, Zip. There is no longer black or white, good or evil. "Evil" spelt backwards is "Live", and we all want to do that, now, don't we?"

"Allow me to introduce the Rollerskating Schlepper Brothers: Toad, Sleazy and Zip—mes assistants stupides."

"[apologising to Toad] I'm sorry...dogbreath!"