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"That was rhetorical, moron!?"
"Roll over. Roll over. [Mr. Weenie: Nein!]"
"Oh, Roberto. I can't, I can't do this."
"You know, Roberto, those doggy treats are filled with carbohydrates."
"We'll have to see how much those insidious wilds have done to him!"
"I'm gonna tear you apart!"
"Get lost, old lady! This does not concern you!"
"Oh, Roberto, that's beautiful!"
"I'm coming, mother."
"Don't worry, we will get through it together."
"Speak of the devil. Disgusting."
"I was once in the vicious clutches of wild animals."
"One pit stop, coming up. (Starts Retching then Throws up.)"
"[pauses out] *GADPS* Oh boy. Here comes that dog again. Come on team, let's go home."
"That's stupid head! NOW YOU WANNA GET ME AND CAPTURE MY TEAM?!?!"
"Was I got 101000 acorns for you."
"I don't worry weenie, I'll rescue you!"
"Why you got me sick! [Start retching then vomits]"
"Oh there's a great idea! A one-pound bag of crazy, liftin' a 1200-pound bag of lazy!"
"Aye! We could tunnel our way in!"
"OYE! You're goin' the wrong way ya choob!"
"Yeah! And without her, we never would've found Weenie and that giant tin canned thing!"
"Oye! Give it a rest ya freak of nature!"
"Hey, does anyone know where we are? Eh, didn't think so!"
"That's crap!"
"No she's not! You are!"
"Okay. Who's got the next brilliant idea?"
"Oh, Elliot. That's the most romantic thing you ever--"
"That's it. I'm going home."
"When did you start thinking McSquizzy was your BFF?"
"[to Mr. Weenie] Come here, you!"
"Now where's that Weenie?"
"Look, just like that little guy. (Cuts to a Rabbit that got in Pet Paradiso) [Man on Speaker: Wild Animal Breach!!] (Rabbit Gets shot by Tranquilizer darts.)"
"I'm a Grizzly. No biggie. We'll just walk right in."
"What are you doing?!"
"This is not gonna work!"
"You are nuts!"
"That just ain't right."
"You think you so tough?"
"Elliot, relax. Now let's get a move on, man."
"McSquizzy? He doesn't even like you!"
"Boog! I'm Boog!"
"Come on, Weenie, Snap it out."
"Elliot, don't look!"
"Alright, alright, Elliot, enough about your new rack already, man. [Mr. Squizzy: Aye! Give it a rest, you freak of nature!]"
"Elliot! Weenie! Thank goodness you're safe!"
"You guys need a little space? Okay."
"Roberto, my main man, I appreciate the help out there."
"Giselle, we gotta stick together out here. We're partners, right?"
"We didn't give up on them hunters when they invaded the forest! We can't give up on our friend Weenie!"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!