"I left in a hurry yesterday. I forgot a few of the rules. Numero uno: don't tell anyone about us. Now, I heard you already told a little kid and El Capitan. But nobody else. We hate recognition. We're a very sensitive group. If people know we're around, I wouldn't be able to get an angel within a mile of this team."

"No one can see me or hear me but you."

"Even though you can't see us, we're always watching."

"I believe in the possibility of miraculous things happening, that makes every day of our lives worth getting up for."

"[Shouting angrily at umpire] You call that a call?! Did you call that a call?! In all my years of baseball, I have never seen such a-- [Al the Boss Angel arrives and is able to influence the rest of Knox's words. Knox then, as a result, speaks slowly and calmly] such an astute evaluation of a potentially difficult decision. Masterful call. Oh, have a nice day."

"It's like you're saying it's okay to believe in God, but it's not okay to believe in angels. I thought they were on the same team."

"There's a thing called "talent". They don't have it."

"What if angels walked amoung us, and one of them fell in love with us?"

"Nicolas Cage - Seth"

"She didn't believe in angels until she fell in love with one."

"Ann: Never date a guy who knows more about your vagina than you do."

"Meg Ryan - Dr. Maggie Rice"

"Susan: What good would wings be if you couldn't feel the wind on your face?"

"Joanna Merlin - Teresa Messinger"

"Robin Bartlett - Anne"

"Sarah Dampf - Susan"

"Dennis Franz - Nathaniel Messinger"

"Andre Braugher - Cassiel"

"Colm Feore - Jordan Ferris"

"Nathaniel Messinger: [to Seth] I can't see you, but I know you're there."

"I would rather have had... one breath of her hair... one kiss of her mouth... one touch of her hand... than eternity without it. One."

"[to Seth] When they ask me what I liked best, I'll tell them, it was you."

"We fight for people’s lives, right? Do you ever wonder who it is we're fighting with?"

"I don't understand a God who would let us meet, if there's no way we could ever be together."

"Something happened in that room. I got this jolt that... something bigger is out there. Something bigger than me, bigger than you. Does that sound crazy?"

"Some things are true whether you believe in them or not."

"No dying yet, Mr. Messinger. Not until you give me Seth's phone number."

"Guess what, cornrows? Technical foul! You're out of here!"

"He's walking! Get him a bus!"

"Who gives a shit?"

"Holy shit, we really are going to die!["Then he accidentally walks into flames and catches fire"]"

"[alternate ending; noticed Nicky has a son] He has filled his seed! He's multiplying! Beware the spawn of the unholy union! We're all gonna die!"

"Ten points off from the Globetrotters on account of the bigmouth!"