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"Opium addicts are more alert than you, David."
"Oh, I get it. You were dumped. Probably for some guy who doesn't have a couch fused to his ass."
"[during her first appearance as a spirit] Is that a ring? Have you ever heard of a coaster? Or a trash can, for that matter?"
"Dina Waters - Abby Brody"
"Ivana Milicevic - Katrina"
"Rosalind Chao - Dr. Fran Lo"
"Ben Shenkman - Dr. Brett Rushton"
"Ron Canada - Dr. Walsh"
"Caroline Aaron - Grace the realtor"
"Shulie Cowen - Nurse Jenny"
"Gabrielle Made - Nurse Maria"
"Donal Logue - Jack Houriskey"
"Jon Heder - Darryl"
"Mark Ruffalo - David Abbot"
"Reese Witherspoon - Elizabeth Masterson"
"Love will bring you back."
"It's a wonderful afterlife."
"Fran: It would have been so awful if she'd gone through her whole life not knowing what it was all about."
"Brett: We sometimes find it's best to just ask God's forgiveness and not prolong the inevitable."
"Dry cleaner: I think of her, I think of...sadness. Loneliness."
"[while wielding a meat cleaver] I will chop you! I swear, I will chop you!"
"Who put SpongeBob in the pasta?!"
"This is so retro...But I've got a window I can't get open..."
"Do you wanna take some kind of medication first? It's cool if you do."
"If I had to choose, if I had to choose, wow, I guess I'd have to go out with a midget."
"I'd be on the phone and I'd be like, "Hello, Osama? Communism is so over. Like, give your people toilet paper!""
"It's like every time I meet a cute guy — lesbian."
"Kinda like a cat lady, but without any cats. Right?"
"Righteous. [multiple times]"
"Whoa, major red aura! Somebody's embarrassed."
"A word to the wise, girl. Show some respect for the dead."
"Do you have a diet anything, I'm like, 99.9% parched, here. I could really use a cola."
"I agree with her, dude. She's not dead."
"Can't you feel that, man? There's, like, this cancer-causing ray of spirit hate searing right towards your body."
"UFOlogy. It's not even a real science."
"What is that attitude? We are young. Heartache to heartache, we stand. Love is a battlefield."
"[at a huge party] I'll have a Pina Colada, not virgin. Do you wanna see my ID? Totally have it!"
"[dragging Matt to the dance floor] Oh for the love of Pete! You taught it to me!"
"[hearing her cell phone ring] Can you hear that, sir? Can you hear the music?"
"I wanna be thirty. Thirty and flirty and thriving."
"It doesn't matter what Lucy said. I stopped trusting her after she stole my Pop Rocks in the third grade."
"[to Jenna] You don't always get the dream house, but you get awfully close, you know?"
"Okay, you can wipe the doe-eyed-Bambi-watching-her-mother-get-shot-and-strapped-to-the-back-of-the-van look from your face. I talked to Trish Sackett yesterday. It's okay, Jenna; I know all about your little deal. It's a sweet little deal, actually. Editor-in-chief if you help them hit a million copies? So you would give them tips. Not bad. I just wish I would have thought of it."
"Jenna Rink had one wish. Now she's living the life she always dreamed of."
"For most people, being a kid feels like it was just yesterday. For Jenna, it was!"
"[after Jenna says she's 13] Jenna, if you're gonna start lying about your age, I'd go with 27."
"For most people, thirteen feels like it was just yesterday -- for Jenna Rink it was."
"On her thirteenth birthday, Jenna Rink's wish came true. Now she can't explain it. But she's loving every minute of it."
"When Jenna Rink woke up this morning, she wasn't quite herself. Now she can't explain it. But she's loving every minute of it."
"Jenna Rink made a wish and got the life she always dreamed of. But having it all is not nearly enough. Now she will do whatever it takes to find her way home."
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!