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"Milton Selzer - Landlord"
"F. William Parker - Lawyer"
"Uma Thurman - Andera"
"Pruitt Taylor Vince - Stanley 'Stinky' Womack"
"David Arquette - Bobby Conway"
"Martha Plimpton - Jan"
"Natalie Portman - Marty"
"Michael Rapaport - Paul Kirkwood"
"Max Perlich - Kev"
"Lauren Holly - Darian Smalls"
"Rosie O'Donnell - Gina Barrisano"
"Mira Sorvino - Sharon Cassidy"
"Timothy Hutton - Willie Conway"
"Matt Dillon - Tommy 'Birdman' Rowland"
"Noah Emmerich - Michael 'Mo' Morris"
"Annabeth Gish - Tracy Stover"
"Jade Fusco as Bernice Lynch"
"Rooney Mara - Taggarty"
"Adhir Kalyan - Vijay Joshi"
"Fred Willard - Mr. Ferguson"
"Aria Graynor - Lacey"
"Steve Buscemi - George Twisp"
"M. Emmet Walsh as Phil Saunders"
"Jonathan Bradford Wright as Trent Preston"
"Ray Liotta - Lance Wescott"
"Erik Knudsen - Leroy "Lefty""
"Justin Long - Paul Saunders"
"The revolution begins January 8"
"Michael Cera - Nick Twisp/François Dillinger"
"Portia Doubleday - Sheeni Saunders"
"He Wasn't a Rebel Until He Found His Cause."
"That stuff's strong, so only take two."
"Bad break, Nick!"
"Jean Smart - Estelle Twisp"
"Every "Revolution" Needs A Leader"
"I'm not going anywhere. Not until you sink your filthy dick into this tomato."
"You're going to Juvenile Detention. You'll be out in three months. [kisses Nick]"
"Nicky you didn't! You could have killed me."
"[getting whipped by Wescott] You through, big man? [Wescott continues whipping]"
"Mary Kay Place - Mrs. Saunders"
"I wasn't fooled for one second when I saw that ugly woman walking to your door. I've called the police, you're going to jail."
"I'll help you get your girl back, but if you go to jail a virgin I won't be sticking around, now give me twenty-five cents Carlotta."
"Let me paint you a picture; You go back, they bust you, you go to jail, Sheeni gets on with her life, fuck Sheeni."
"Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck! [Car runs out of gas] Fuck! Fuck!"
"Oh yeah, those sailors want their money back."
"I've got a Subway card with four stickers on it."
"Can I make one suggestion? Can we make this the least amount of destruction possible?"
"But, I like this place!"
"Trent you and your pretty sweater better step aside [gets punched]."
"Zach Galifianakis - Jerry"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!