American Pregnancy Films

"Etta: [to Dag, who's about to eat Maddy] Leave her alone."

"Snotty Boy's Mom: Now, remember, honey, I told you, we can't be staying out this late on a school night."

"Snotty Boy: That's called cow tipping! Hahaha!"

"Farmer: I'm just heading to the fields, Duke. I'll be back."

"Snotty Boy's Dad: Okay, no more Red Bull."

"Igg: Man, oh, man this is a totally great celebration."

"Bud: Let me out, you got to let me out."

"Officer O'Hanlon: [on speaker of police car] Pull over to the side of the road."

"Eddy: [seeing helicopter with a spotlight flew over them] It's a chopper, it's a chopper, we're gonna die."

"Helicopter Pilot: [on radio] This is Gray Badger in Chopper 219, we've got suspects in sight."

"Kevin James — Otis the Cow"

"Courteney Cox — Daisy"

"Sam Elliott — Ben"

"Danny Glover — Miles"

"Wanda Sykes — Bessy"

"Andie MacDowell — Etta"

"David Koechner — Dag"

"Jeff Garcia — Pip"

"Cameron A. Clarke — Freddy"

"Rob Paulsen — Peck, Gopher, Pizza Twin #1"

"Tino Insana — Pigg the Pig"

"Dom Irrera — Duke"

"Scott Bullock — Eddy"

"John DiMaggio — Bud, Officer O'Hanlon"

"Maurice LaMarche — Igg"

"Nathaniel Stroman — Root"

"Steve Oedekerk — Eugene "Snotty Boy" Goldner, Nathan Randall Beady the Third, Mr. Goldner, Pizza Twin #2"

"Maria Bamford — Nora Beady"

"Jill Talley — Mrs. Goldner"

"Fred Tatasciore — Farmer Buyer"

"Put the chick down, Dag."

"Miles: [as he's cornered by coyotes] Well, well, whatever will I do? [kicks 3 coyotes, 1 coyote shivers in fear] Oh, don't worry. I've got someone special for you. [the crate unlocks revealing Wild Mike, who rides the back of the coyote] Heh-heh-heh-heh! I just love that little guy!"

"[resume words] Otis, fear nothing."

"[latest words] Put the hen down, Dag."

"[from trailer] Rule Number I: There swimmin' in the pond."

"Second item: lest I remind you, this is coyote season. [animals chatter concernedly] There are ruthless and desperate creatures. Rule #1: stay in groups. Rule #2: stay inside of the perimeter of the fence at all times. And #3: be careful out there. Okay, let's hit it. MOOOOOO!"

"[seeing 3 Jersey cows by the fence] The Jersey Cows."

"[first words] Thanks, Miles. Let me know if you see Otis."

"[as Dag jumps to attack Otis, he grabs Dag] Remember me? I'm Ben's kid. [He slams Dag to the car window and threatens to punches him. (Same thing Ben did before his death.) He glares closer to whimpering Dag] Never... come... back. [drops Dag] Pip? [Pip: Eh, I'd have to go with the iron, man.]"

"[walks to Ben's grave] Hey, Pop. I, uh, wanted to come by and, uh... Look, you-you were just a great dad. You see, I... I don't know what I was thinking, but for a minute, I actually thought I could take your place. But those coyotes... I-I mean, you would've stood up to them and y-you wouldn't have backed down now. I gotta tell ya, I was...so afraid. [sighs] Ya know, I know I always said that I-I wasn't you, and-and I'm not. But I wish I was. [sighs] I-I-I can't do it, Pop. I gotta go. I'm sorry. [walks away]"

"[after Miles kicks the farmer the third time] Will you...stop...doing...that?! [Miles: Well, unless you give him a blindfold, I'm going kick him!] OK, let's go."

"[after pushing Snotty Boy off his bed] That's called boy tipping! Hahaha!"

"[after seeing the farmer come in after dancing with Wild Mike on stage] Uh, moo?"

"HEY!!!! [Lord of the Hoof horses stopped dancing, one goes off the stage] Have you all lost your mind? It's daylight, the farmer is gonna be back. This is so off-limits!"