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"[from trailer] So you were baby turtles, who've made contact with mystery goo."
"Maybe you're not the only one who wants to be heroes so people like them."
"[upon seeing Superfly's gang of mutants] Oh my God, I'm going to win a Daytime Emmy..."
"Sorry, am I supposed to film all the stuff you do? Because a lot of it is dumb."
"Six in the morning police at my door."
"Y'all some little tortoises, huh?"
"[from trailer] You want to roll with us? Humans are never going to like us. So I decided to kill all the humans and let the mutants rule the earth."
"Man, I almost thought you were cool. See you in hell turtles."
"[Ray Fillet is singing a sad song] Ray Fillet, shut your mouth! If I wanted to listen to something sad, I'd go listen to some damn John Legend or something, man!"
"[when telling the turtles his and the other mutant's origins; Leo and Donnie say that Splinter hide them from the world] Well not me. That sound like a punk choice. Know what I did? I beat that fool down. Touched that chin. Molly-Whopped him! [slams his claw on the table] Whop! Whop! To an inch of his life! [crushes a ketchup bottle] BOP! That's when I decided to kill all the humans, and let the mutants rule the earth."
"[When the turtles suggest that they may not be on board with the plan to kill all humans] Well that would mean......That I was wrong about you. [ominous pauses] And ya'll not as cool as I thought you were. And that right there, piss me off! [stomps out a fire hydrant]"
"What the hell are y'all doing?! Man, stop this "Kumbaya" and "love each other" stuff! Kill them fools!"
"[punching Michelangelo with his small secondary arms] Surprise! Why you sockin' yourself?! Why you sockin' yourself?!"
"They smile in your face, all the time they wanna take your place!"
"[After mutating into Super Duper Fly] Oh, hell yeah! Look at me. Look at me! I ain't just Superfly, I'm Super Duper Fly! [chuckles] That's Missy Elliot Super Duper Fly!"
"Nicolas Cantu — Leonardo"
"Brady Noon — Raphael"
"Micah Abbey — Donatello"
"Shamon Brown Jr. — Michelangelo"
"Jackie Chan — Hamato Yoshi"
"Ayo Edebiri — April O'Neil"
"Maya Rudolph — Cynthia Utrom"
"— Superfly"
"Seth Rogen — Bebop"
"John Cena — Rocksteady"
"Natasia Demetriou — Wingnut"
"Austin Malone — Ray Fillet"
"Hannibal Buress — Genghis Frog"
"Paul Rudd — Mondo Gecko"
"Giancarlo Esposito — Dr. Baxter Stockman"
"Jason Isaacs - Superman"
"Phil Morris - James Olsen"
"Vanessa Marshall - Wonder Woman"
"Paul Williams - Brainiac"
"Roger Craig Smith - Batman"
"Jim Meskimen - US Presidents Dwight Eisenhower and John F. Kennedy"
"Sasha Roiz - Hal Jordan"
"William Salyers - Soviet Premier Joseph Stalin and Jack Ryder"
"Diedrich Bader - Lex Luthor"
"Amy Acker - Lois Lane"
"Shemar Moore - Victor Stone/Cyborg"
"Christopher Gorham - Barry Allen/The Flash"
"Rosario Dawson - Princess Diana/Diana Prince/Wonder Woman"
"Jerry O'Connell - Kal-El/Clark Kent/Superman"
"Sean Maher - Dick Grayson/Nightwing"
"Jason O'Mara - Bruce Wayne/Batman"
"Brandon Soo Hoo - Garfield Logan/Beast Boy"
"Jake T. Austin - Jaime Reyes/Blue Beetle"
"Kari Wahlgren - Koriand'r/Starfire"
"Taissa Farmiga - Raven"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!