"We were fed, fattened, given supplies, and two weeks later found us nearing the end of our journey. And chances were it would be a very horrible end, indeed."

"I am Mr. Bilbo Baggins. I've lost my dwarves, my wizard and my way."

"[in his mind] Now you're in for it at last, Bilbo Baggins. Why are you here? You've no use for dragon treasures. Feel the worm's heat, Mr. Baggins? A few more steps and you shall see the old dragon Smaug at last. You can still turn back, you know. But to go on, to take those steps, that would be the bravest of all moments. Whatever happens afterwards is nothing. Yes, here is where you fight your real battle, Mr. Bilbo Baggins. Do you go back?"

"[first lines of the film; narrating] In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. Many ages ago, when this ancient planet was not quite so ancient, long before men recorded his history, here was the time of Middle Earth, where men shared his days with elves, dwarves, wizards, goblins, dragons and... hobbits. In the lands of Middle Earth, in an area known as the Shire, there was a village named Hobbiton. There, in a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, nor a dry, bare, sandy hole. It was a hobbit-hole, and that means comfort."

"Always remember, Bilbo, when your heart wants lifting, think of pleasant things."

"Dawn take you all, and be stone to you!"

"No hat, no stick, no pipe, not even a pocket handkerchief. How can one survive?"

"To Gandalf: As per your instructions, I am keeping this log of our journey through Mirkwood Forest. I shall make good use of it someday as a basis for my memoirs, which I intend to call: There and Back Again: A Hobbit's Holiday. The days are terrible, and the nights are impossible, for we are hungry and thirsty. The berries which grow here are hideous. Everything about these woods is unpleasant. One day, we decided someone should climb to the top of the tallest tree and have a look. I couldn't argue. My contract is vague on several points. There are moments which can change a person for all time. And I suddenly wondered if I would ever see my snug hobbit hole again. I wondered if I actually wanted to."

"You think it's my job to go in first? I've already gotten you out of two messes not in the original bargain. And who will come with me?"

"Bless us and splash us, my preciousǃ"

"Friends, we are gathered here at the home of this most excellent hobbit. May the hair on his toes never fall outǃ"

"Thief, thiefǃ Bagginsǃ We hates it, hates it foreverǃ"

"Our lookout has found something."

"If these be our last moments, men, let us live them with honour."

"Thorin, at your service. We did not mean to trespass. We were merely seeking shelter from the storm."

"The goblins are upon us! Save the ponies from the goblins!"

"Dear me, no. We hobbits are plain, quiet folk. Adventures make one late for dinner."

"[as Smaug attacks Laketown] Black arrow! You've never failed me, and I've always recovered you. I had you from my father, and he from of old. If ever you came from the forges of the true King under the Mountain, go now and speed well!"

"[to Thorin] I am Bard the guardsman. We are honored by your presence. Your grandfather lives in our songs and legends. What help we can offer will be yours, and we trust to your gratitude when the dragon Smaug is killed and your kingdom is regained."

"The Defining Chapter"

"[To the company] If any of you ever pass through Bag End, tea is at four. There's plenty of it. You are welcome any time. Oh, uh...don't bother knocking."

"Witness the defining chapter of the Middle-Earth saga."

"[To Thorin] You've won the Mountain. Is that not enough?"

"[Explaining why he has brought the Arkenstone to Thranduil and Bard] I know that dwarves can be obstinate and pigheaded and difficult. And suspicious and secretive, with the worst manners you can possibly imagine. But they are also brave and kind, and loyal to a fault. I've grown very fond of them, and I would save them if I can."

"I will not hide... ...behind a wall of stone... ...while others fight our battles for us! It is not in my blood, Thorin."

"One Last Time"

"Manu Bennett - Azog"

"Bain. Look at me. You, look at me. (grunts) A little to your left. That's it. Ah! Bain! Hold on!"

"He doesn't have any jambags!"

"John Tui - Bolg"

"Conan Stevens - Keeper of the Dungeons"

"Stephen Fry - the Master of Master of Lake-town"

"Ian Holm - old Bilbo Baggins"

"Christopher Lee - Saruman the White"

"Sylvester McCoy - Radagast the Brown"

"Ryan Gage - Alfrid Lickspittle"

"Billy Connolly - Dáin"

"Mikael Persbrandt - Beorn"

"Stephen Hunter - Bombur"

"James Nesbitt - Bofur"

"Watch out!"

"Simon London - Feren"

"Cate Blanchett - Galadriel"

"Peter Hambleton - Glóin"