"Niagara Falls! Slowly I turn, step by step, inch by inch. I walked up to him, I smashed him like this, I hit him, I bopped him, I tore him to pieces, and then I knocked him down! (Moe or Larry)"

"Hey Lorna, how ya do'in? (Shemp introduction to Lorna Doone)"

"Spread Out! (Moe, to others)"

"Remind me to kill/murder you later! (Moe, to others)"

"Cotton!! (Stooges to each other whenever performing surgery)"

"Seenophran! (Moe, demanding another surgical instrument)"

"Anacanapon! (Moe, demanding a surgical instrument)"

"A burnt stake is better than a cold chop. (Curly, on why he would rather be burned at the stake instead of decapitated)"

"Moe, Larry, the cheese! Moe, Larry, the cheese! (Curly in the 1935 short, Horses Collars)"

"I'm gonna change my socks. What an experience! (Moe, Larry, Curly or Shemp in several shorts)"

"Your drink, madam. (Pie hits him in the face) Pardon me, madam."

"I'm gonna get you! Even if it takes me another 60 years!"

"Hold hands, you love birds!"

"You know how to hurt a guy, Moe!"

"[to Moe] I'm not! I'm stuck in the cymbal!"

"[to Moe] One of these days, you're gonna poke my eyes out."

"Buddy, boy"

"Okay, buddy boy."

"Come on and fight like a man!"

"That's good for you! That's good for you! [gets hit by something] That's bad for me!"

"You crazy you!"

"Hey, fellas!"

"Get goin'!"

"Explain it to 'em. [Before the other Stooge can say something] That's enough!"

"Pick out two."

"What's the matter with him?"

"What's the matter with you?"

"What's the big idea here?!"

"Oh, you're an intelligent imbecile!"

"You nitwit!"

"Why you..."

"I'll murder ya!"

"Spread out!"

"Get outta here!"

"Oh, a wise guy, eh?"

"We're gettin' no place fast."

"You lamebrain(s)! [Whether he is talking to one or two Stooges]"

"You knucklehead!"

"You imbecile!"

"Get busy!..."

"Hurry up!..."

"Why I oughta..."

"Soitenly! [certainly]"

"Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk!"