Actors From Australia

"There is no more terrible fate for a comedian than to be taken seriously."

"Winning isn't everything, but losing is nothing."

"The best way to save money is not to lose it."

"Friends are the family you can pick."

"Laughter is the only tranquillizer with no side effects."

"No-one can make you feel inferior without your consent."

"Opportunity only knocks once, but temptation leans on the doorbell."

"They say familiarity breeds contempt but I hardly know you."