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"It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question."
"I am told, in a dream ... you can only get the answer to all your questions through a dream. So in my dream, I fall asleep, and I dream, in my dream, that I'm having that absolute, revealing dream."
"I have no ideas before I write a play. I have them when I have finished it ... I believe that aritistic creation is spontaneous. It is for me."
"âIt was a lot of fuss about nothing, wasnât it?â"
"I am not capitulating."
"Good men make good rhinoceroses, unfortunately."
"Logician: A cat has four paws. Old Gentleman: My dog had four paws. Logician: Then it's a cat. Old Gentleman: So my dog is a cat? Logician: And the contrary is also true."
"Every work of art (unless it is a pseudo-intellectualist work, a work already comprised in some ideology that it merely illustrates, as with Brecht) is outside ideology, is not reducible to ideology. Ideology circumscribes without penetrating it. The absence of ideology in a work does not mean an absence of ideas; on the contrary it fertilizes them."
"I believe that what separates us all from one another is simply society itself, or, if you like, politics. This is what raises barriers between men, this is what creates misunderstanding. If I may be allowed to express myself paradoxically, I should say that the truest society, the authentic human community, is extra-social â a wider, deeper society, that which is revealed by our common anxieties, our desires, our secret nostalgias. The whole history of the world has been governed by nostalgias and anxieties, which political action does no more than reflect and interpret, very imperfectly. No society has been able to abolish human sadness, no political system can deliver us from the pain of living, from our fear of death, our thirst for the absolute. It is the human condition that directs the social condition, not vice versa."
"Oh words, what crimes are committed in your name!"
"I didn't mean you were stupid. It's just that you're not logical, which isn't the same thing at all."
"We are all Victims of Duty."
"All the plays that have ever been written, from ancient Greece to the present day, have never really been anything but thrillers... Drama's always been realistic and there's always been a detective about... Every play's an investigation brought to a successful conclusion."
"That's not it. That's not it at all. You always have a tendency to add. But one must be able to subtract too. It's not enough to integrate, you must also disintegrate. That's the way life is. That's philosophy. That's science. That's progress, civilization."
"There are now many invisible people on stage."
"Ionesco believes that the irrational is man's intuitive form of vision. Everything that claims to be rational and realistic is a distortion of that vision, a shield raised against the absurdity of existence."
"Most people readily exchange their nightly dreams for what passes as reality in the morning papers. Not EugĂŠne Ionesco. The celebrated playwright of the absurd prefers to dwell on his own private late late shows."
"Over the past thirty years, Ionesco has been called a âtragic clown,â the âShakespeare of the Absurd,â the âEnfant Terrible of the Avant-Garde,â and the âInventor of the Metaphysical Farceâ â epithets that point to his evolution from a young playwright at a tiny Left Bank theater to an esteemed member of the AcadĂŠmie Française."
"My work has been essentially a dialogue with death, asking him, âWhy? Why?â So only death can silence me. Only death can close my lips."
"People who donât read are brutes. It is better to write than to make war, isnât it?"
"To introduce people to a different world, to encounter the miracle of being, that is important. When I write âThe train arrives at the station,â it is banal, but at the same time sensational, because it is invented."
"I have always regretted having gotten involved with literature up to my neck. I would have preferred to have been a monk; but, as I said, I was torn between wanting fame and wishing to renounce the world. The basic problem is that if God exists, what is the point of literature? And if He doesnât exist, what is the point of literature? Either way, my writing, the only thing I have ever succeeded in doing, is invalidated.-->"
"I let characters and symbols emerge from me, as if I were dreaming. I always use what remains of my dreams of the night before. Dreams are reality at its most profound, and what you invent is truth because invention, by its nature, canât be a lie. Writers who try to prove something are unattractive to me, because there is nothing to prove and everything to imagine. So I let words and images emerge from within. If you do that, you might prove something in the process."
"People always try to find base motives behind every good action. We are afraid of pure goodness and of pure evil."
"Itâs a play about the life and martyrdom of a modern saint, who has just been canonized by the Church â or is it beatified? Which comes first? Iâm not sure. Anyway, his name was Father Maximilian Kolbe, a Pole, and he died in Auschwitz. They were going to send some prisoners to a mine, where they would die of hunger and thirst. Father Kolbe offered to go instead of a man who had a wife and children and didnât want to die. That man is still alive. ⌠It wonât matter to me at all whether the Church canonizes him or not. The important thing is that such a man existed. -->"
"I have never been to the Right, nor have I been a Communist, because I have experienced, personally, both forms of totalitarianism. It is those who have never lived under tyranny who call me petit bourgeois."
"BĂŠranger represents the modern man. He is a victim of totalitarianism â of both kinds of totalitarianism, of the Right and of the Left. When Rhinoceros was produced in Germany, it had fifty curtain calls. The next day the papers wrote, âIonesco shows us how we became Nazis.â But in Moscow, they wanted me to rewrite it and make sure that it dealt with Nazism and not with their kind of totalitarianism. In Buenos Aires, the military government thought it was an attack on PerĂłnism."
"You know, the Cathars believed that the world was not created by God but by a demon who had stolen a few technological secrets from Him and made this world â which is why it doesnât work. I donât share this heresy. Iâm too afraid! But I put it in a play called This Extraordinary Brothel, in which the protagonist doesnât talk at all. There is a revolution, everybody kills everybody else, and he doesnât understand. But at the very end, he speaks for the first time. He points his finger towards the sky and shakes it at God, saying, âYou rogue! You little rogue!â and he bursts out laughing. He understands that the world is an enormous farce, a canular played by God against man, and that he has to play Godâs game and laugh about it."
"The French Revolution liberated people from the power of the aristocrats. But the bourgeoisie that took over represented the exploitation of man by man, and had to be destroyed â as in the Russian Revolution, which then degenerated into totalitarianism, Stalinism, and genocide. The more you make revolutions, the worse it gets. Man is driven by evil instincts that are often stronger than moral laws ⌠there is a higher order, but man can separate himself from it because he is free â which is what we have done. We have lost the sense of this higher order, and things will get worse and worse, culminating perhaps in a nuclear holocaust â the destruction predicted in the Apocalyptic texts. Only our apocalypse will be absurd and ridiculous because it will not be related to any transcendence. Modern man is a puppet, a jumping jack."
"You can stay in society and be alone, as long as you can be detached from the world. This is why I donât think I have ever gone for the easy option or done things that were expected of me."
"I found ancestors, like Shakespeare, who said, in Macbeth, that the world is full of sound and fury, a tale told by an idiot, signifying nothing. Macbeth is a victim of fate. So is Oedipus. But what happens to them is not absurd in the eyes of destiny, because destiny, or fate, has its own norms, its own morality, its own laws, which cannot be flouted with impunity. Oedipus sleeps with his Mummy, kills his Daddy, and breaks the laws of fate. He must pay for it by suffering. It is tragic and absurd, but at the same time itâs reassuring and comforting, since the idea is that if we donât break destinyâs laws, we should be all right. Not so with our characters. They have no metaphysics, no order, no law. They are miserable and they donât know why. They are puppets, undone. In short, they represent modern man. Their situation is not tragic, since it has no relation to a higher order. Instead, itâs ridiculous, laughable, and derisory."
"The theater chose me. As I said, I started with poetry, and I also wrote criticism and dialogue. But I realized that I was most successful at dialogue. Perhaps I abandoned criticism because I am full of contradictions, and when you write an essay you are not supposed to contradict yourself. But in the theater, by inventing various characters, you can. My characters are contradictory not only in their language, but in their behavior as well."
"The Pataphysique is not dead. It lives on in the minds of certain men, even if they are not aware of it. It has gone into âoccultation,â as we say, and will come back again one day."
"To speak and to offend is with some people but one and the same thing; they are biting and bitter; their words are steeped in gall and wormwood; sneers as well as insolent and insulting words flow from their lips. It had been well for them had they been born mute or stupid; the little vivacity and intelligence they have prejudices them more than dullness does others; they are not always satisfied with giving sharp answers, they often attack arrogantly those who are present, and damage the reputation of those who are absent; they butt all round like rams â for rams, of course, must use their horns. We therefore do not expect, by our sketch of them, to change such coarse, restless, and stubborn individuals. The best thing a man can do is to take to his heels as soon as he perceives them, without even turning round to look behind him."
"The Characters of La Bruyère may be regarded as a production of a unique kind. No examples of such a work are to be found in the classics any more than of TÊlèmaque. The public were struck by a style at once rapid, terse and vigorous, by picturesque expressions, in a word, by a totally new use of the language which did not, however, break its rules; and the numerous allusions contained in the work crowned its success. When La Bruyère showed the manuscript of his work to M. de Malezieu, the latter said to him: "Here is something which will bring you many readers and many enemies." When the generation that was attacked in this book had passed away, its reputation declined. Nevertheless, as there are some books which belong to all time and to all countries, it is probable that it will never be forgotten."
"Shortly afterwards the public lost a writer of genius renowned for his style and knowledge of humanity. I speak of La Bruyère, who died of apoplexy at Versailles, after excelling Theophrastes in his own manner, by portraying quite inimitably the men of our time in his Charactèrs. He was a very decent sort of man and excellent company, simple, not at all the pedant, and wholly sincere. I knew him well enough to regret both his death and the books which his age and health had led one to expect from him."
"La Bruyère is not a speculative moralist, but an observer of the manners of men, or, as he likes to call himself, a philosopher, and above all a Christian philosopher."
"Quel avantage n'a pas un discours prononcĂŠ sur un ouvrage qui est ĂŠcrit! Les hommes sont les dupes de l'action et de la parole, comme de tout l'appareil de l'auditoire. Pour peu de prĂŠvention qu'ils aient en faveur de celui qui parle, ils l'admirent, et cherchent ensuite Ă le comprendre: avant qu'il ait commencĂŠ, ils s'ĂŠcrient qu'il va bien faire; ils s'endorment bientĂ´t, et le discours fini, ils se rĂŠveillent pour dire qu'il a bien fait. On se passionne moins pour un auteur: son ouvrage est lu dans le loisir de la campagne, ou dans le silence du cabinet; il n'y a point de rendez-vous publics pour lui applaudir. ... On lit son livre, quelque excellent qu'il soit, dans l'esprit de le trouver mĂŠdiocre; on le feuillette, on le discute, on le confronte; ce ne sont pas des sons qui se perdent en l'air et qui s'oublient; ce qui est imprimĂŠ demeure imprimĂŠ."
"Entre le bon sens et le bon goĂťt il y a la diffĂŠrence de la cause Ă son effet."
"One mark of a second-rate mind is to be always telling stories."
"L'une des marques de la mĂŠdiocritĂŠ de l'esprit est de toujours conter."
"Most men make use of the first part of their life to render the last part miserable."
"La plupart des hommes emploient la meilleure partie de leur vie Ă rendre l'autre misĂŠrable."
"Ainsi les postes ĂŠminents rendent les grands hommes encore plus grands, et les petits beaucoup plus petits."
"Il n'y a pour l'homme que trois ĂŠvĂŠnements: naĂŽtre, vivre et mourir. Il ne se sent pas naĂŽtre, il souffre Ă mourir, et il oublie de vivre."
"L'on doit se taire sur les puissants: il y a presque toujours de la flatterie à en dire du bien; il y a du pÊril à en dire du mal pendant qu'ils vivent, et de la lâchetÊ quand ils sont morts."
"[L]e plus fort et le plus pĂŠnible est de donner; que coĂťte-t-il d'y ajouter un sourire?"
"La ville est partagÊe en diverses sociÊtÊs, qui sont comme autant de petites rÊpubliques, qui ont leurs lois, leurs usages, leur jargon, et leurs mots pour rire. Tant que cet assemblage est dans sa force, et que l'entêtement subsiste, l'on ne trouve rien de bien dit ou de bien fait que ce qui part des siens, et l'on est incapable de goÝter ce qui vient d'ailleurs: cela va jusques au mÊpris pour les gens qui ne sont pas initiÊs dans leurs mystères."
"Il y a des âmes sales, pĂŠtries de boue et dâordure, ĂŠprises du gain et de lâintĂŠrĂŞt, comme les belles âmes le sont de la gloire et de la vertu; capables dâune seule voluptĂŠ, qui est celle dâacquĂŠrir ou de ne point perdre."
"Il n'y a au monde que deux manières de s'Êlever, ou par sa propre industrie, ou par l'imbÊcillitÊ des autres."
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwĂźrdig geformten HĂśhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschĂśpft, das Abenteuer an dem groĂen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurĂźck. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der grĂśĂte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei auĂer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!