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April 10, 2026
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"You actually have more of them!? You conniving little bitch!(Luna)"
""*Stare*".(Luna)"
"Both of you can suck it! FREEEEEEEEEZE!(Luna)"
"Puffer up those nonexistant chests! It's time for our final attack! STAAAARRRRR BOOOOBBIIIIIIIIEEEEE BREAKERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!(Luna)"
"You have defiled me with your... your sweat! You dirty inhuman beast!"
"If you really cherish that doll of yours, perhaps you should only play with her at home. It would be such a terrible shame if something bad were to happen to her..."
"How does it feel to be a hero? I must admit, I've always wanted to ask you that."
"Oh dear, I seem to have ruined your pretty face. I must say, though, I think you look better this way. Perhaps you should keep it like this."
"Your stupidity truly boggles the mind. You belong on the ground, worm."
"That is quite a body you've built, but I believe only thirty percent of it is truly necessary. Are you perhaps... compensating?"
"I grow tired of your face... Relying on your other half has weakened you."
"You really do enjoy calling me an idiot, do you?"
"Why don't you go die again? That should be interesting."
"Just who is being cocksure now... little boy."
"Why the venom Grim Reaper?"
"I fear we have worn out our welcome, Mr. Hero. It is high time we left."
"It is time to wake up, little doll."
"This was your dream, but now it has ended."
"Oh? I see. Then you are a Lolicon after all."
"I thought perhaps death would humble you somewhat, but now I see that was a foolish hope."
"An establishment that only rates one star dares to dictate what I shall eat? This unconscionable arrogance cannot stand."
"Very well then. If you insist. We will have three orders of this... puffed fish. Do try and make at least one of them edible."
"Wh-What the hell are you…!? Shit…did Kokonoe put you up to this?!"
"Ugh... Dude, seriously, you're freakin' me out. Don't... get close to me. Please."
"I'm not into beating up kids... Why don't you just run on home?"
"I dunno what the deal is with you and your sister, but you might wanna keep a lip on that. It could get really complicated. Truuuust me..."
"What are you, some kinda monster...!? Damn! You’re way too powerful... That ain’t even funny..."
"GAUNTLET HADES!!"
"You little crybaby... I’ll settle my score with you some day..."
"Boy, today must really not be my day... What did I do to make a lady want to kill me?"
"Sorry, I just can't stand your face."
"Noel, was it...? Why are you fighting...?"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! My marriage registration!"
"That sounds like a good idea, actually. To be perfectly honest, I'm not really in the mood to fight right now."
"Hey... That’s the Izayoi! Drop that thing right now, you idiot!"
"What's this strange feeling...? Did I win? Or lose? Goddammit... i feel like... I'm losing it... Shit..."
"Jin! Die already!"
"Inferno Divider!"
"Jin! Shut up!"
"CARNAGE... SCISSORS!"
"Yeah? You sound like you're having way too much fun!"
"Oh, yeah I am. Thanks to you, idiot!"
"I don't think so, asshole! You're the one who's gonna eat it!"
"I have a ton of questions that I need to ask you... So I won't finish you off. Just lie right there."
"Restriction 666 released. Dimensional Interference field deployed! Now engaging the Idea Engine! It's time I showed you...the TRUE power of the Azure! Blazblue, activate!"
"Time to die, you degenerate son of a bitch!"
"I'll show you... the power of the Azure! I'll show you... there is no hell... just darkness. This is the power of darkness."
"Black Onslaught! Black Zagam! Nightmare Rage! Destruction!"
"Jin, shatter!"
"The cooking! I can cook! I'll take over for your chef until he regains the use of his limbs! Mr. Bang, what did you think I was referring to?"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!