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April 10, 2026
Latest Quote Added
"Lori Alan as Pearl"
"Mary Jo Catlett as Mrs. Puff"
"Carolyn Lawrence as Sandy"
"Jill Talley as Karen"
"Mr. Lawrence as Plankton, Larry the Lobster"
"Clancy Brown as Mr. Krabs"
"Rodger Bumpass as Squidward"
"Bill Fagerbakke as Patrick"
"Tom Kenny as SpongeBob, Gary"
"The main thing missing from cartoons is today that old cartoons were cartoony. They did things you can't do in any other medium. Today's cartoons are very conservative and are more like live action. The characters look the same in every frame of the dang cartoon. The old cartoons squashed, stretched, and did crazy expressions. They were imaginative and crazy. A lot of cartoons aren't imaginative, they just say things. It might as well be radio. There is no point in having anything to look at in modern cartoons. But you can't say that about every cartoon. [Genndy Tartakovsky's cartoons are beautiful. The closest thing now to what I'm saying is SpongeBob but even that doesn't go very far. It's like a conservative version of Ren & Stimpy."
"SpongeBob SquarePants: Patty Pursuit 2 (2025)"
"SpongeBob SquarePants: Titans of the Tide (2025)"
"Nicktoons & The Dice of Destiny (2025)"
"SpongeBob SquarePants: The Patrick Star Game (2024)"
"Perch Perkins: "Perch Perkins reporting live.""
"Barnacle Boy: "You old coot.""
"Pearl: "Daddy!""
"Perch Perkins: "Perch Perkins here.""
"Mr. Krabs: "Spongebob me boy!""
"SpongeBob: "Yeah.""
"Squidward: "Another day, another migraine.""
"Perch Perkins: "Hello, Bikini Bottom!""
"Potty the Parrot: "Squawk.""
"Squilliam: "Ha hah.""
"Realistic Fish Head: "We interrupt this program...""
"Lady Upturn: "I am offended!""
"Rube Goldfish: "Amazing!""
"Larry: "Hello, SpongeBob!""
"Squidward: "Yah-tah-tah-tah.""
"Patchy: "Ahoy!""
"Barnacle Boy: "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Unite!""
"Larry: "Livin' like Larry!""
"Patrick: "I don't get it...""
"Karen: "Oh boy.""
"Squidward: “Whatever.”"
"Pearl: "That's totally coral.""
"Plankton: "I went to college!""
"Sandy: "Yee-haw!""
"Fred: "My leg!""
"Patrick: "Aw, fish paste!""
"Mermaid Man: "EEEEVILLL!!!""
"Mr. Krabs: "Mr. Squidward!""
"SpongeBob: "Order up!""
"Squidward: "Typical.""
"SpongeBob: "Hoppin' clams!""
"Mr. Krabs: "Ar Ar Ar Ar Ar!""
"Patrick: "Good morning, Krusty Crew!""
"SpongeBob and Patrick: "Aw, tartar sauce!""
"Patrick: "Oh, barnacles!""
"SpongeBob: "I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready!""
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!