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"Paul Whitehouse as William Van Dort"
"Joanna Lumley as Lady Maudeline Everglot"
"Albert Finney as Lord Finis Everglot"
"Richard E. Grant as Lord Barkis Bittern"
"Christopher Lee as Pastor Gallswells"
"Michael Gough as Elder Gutknecht"
"[after firing a shot to get the crowd's attention] A were-rabbit? Oh come, come now. I do believe the Vicar's been at the communion wine again."
"Out of my way, fool."
"[first lines] Ho-ho! Cracking job, Gromit! Hang in there, ol' chum!"
"Toupee, you idiot! My hair is in your machine!"
"I Want. Toupee, please."
"How do you intended to finish these vermin off? Crush them? [kicks the BunnyVac 6000] Liquidize them?"
"There's No nonsense with Victor Quartermaine. What you see is what you get. [his toupee is sucked into a rabbit hole]"
"[Victor: Ha-ha-ha! No one beats Victor Quartermaine!] Is that so? [knocks him out with a giant carrot] Consider yourself dumped. Hmm!"
"Run, rabbit, run!"
"Please, Wallace, call me "Totty"."
"[pleading to Gromit, as he turns into a Were-Rabbit] You gotta help me, Gromit! HIDE ME! ANYTHING! Before it's to late! [fells down to the floor] LAD!!!"
"Veg bad. Veg bad. Veg bad. Say no to carrots, cabbage, and cauliflower. (pause) Oh come on, lad! What are you waiting for? Turn on the weight for. Full suction."
"[at the Academy Awards of his and Gromit's movie, presented by Reese Witherspoon] Ooh! I do like a bit of Gorgonzola."
"I'm just crackers about cheese."
"[holding up a pair of cucumbers like a cross] MERCY!"
"This was no man, does a man have teeth the size of axe blades? Or ears like terrible tombstones? By tampering with nature, forcing vegetables to swell far beyond their natural size, we have brought a terrible judgement upon ourselves."
"And for our sins, a hideous creature has been sent to punish us all! Repent! Repent! Lest you, too, taste the wrath of...THE WERE-RABBIT!"
"My poor sensitive child, allow us all to share in your moment of sorrow. YEEEEEEEEAAAAAHHH!!! [fireworks begin to go off and music plays] ON WITH THE SHOW!"
"[witnessing Victor Quartermaine caught on a weather-vane by his trousers, showing his rear end to all below] BEWARE THE MOON!"
"Destroy! Drive out the monstrosity!"
"I never saw such cauliflower carnage. Worse than the Great Slug Blight of '32. When there were slugs the size of pigs."
"[On the history of the Giant Vegetable Competition] That's right. Not even the Great Duck Plague of '53 stopped it."
"Something wicked this way hops."
"Something bunny is going on."
"[near Wallace] “Master”, [near Gromit] “Mind”"
"Cracking cheese, Gromit!"
"Peter Sallis — Wallace / Hutch"
"Helena Bonham Carter — Lady Campanula Tottington"
"Ralph Fiennes — Lord Victor Quartermaine"
"Peter Kay — PC McIntosh"
"Nicholas Smith — Reverend Clement Hedges"
"Edward Kelsey - Mr. Growbag"
"Still got me on the diet, eh, Gromit? Watching me shape. Ha Ha, there's a good dog."
"Lovely food, for rabbits, that is."
"Just a bit of harmless brain alteration, that's all."
"It's a veritable...vegetable...paradise."
"[to Gromit] Er, what's up, dog?"
"[praying] Protect and nourish the frail and the weak, O Lord. Let them grow big and strong under Thy loving care. In fact, let them grow bigger and stronger than anyone else's, so that the first prize might be mine. Aaaaaaa-men."
"[last line] CHEEEEEEEEESE!!"
"Don't forget the crackers."
"Heehee! Lovely cheese, Gromit!"
"Cheese, Gromit!"
"Job well done, lad."
"Smashing Wensleydale."
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!