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"[Talking to himself while sitting over his pot of gold] Ah! Try as they will, and try as they might, who steals me gold won't live through the night."
"[The Leprechaun starts singing while bouncing a pogo stick onto the coin seller's chest] This old Lep, he played one / He played pogo on his lung"
"[Narrating from down in the flaming well] I'll not rest till I have me gold. Curse this well that me soul shall dwell, till I find me magic that breaks me spell."
"[Tory looks for a four leaf clover as the Leprechaun sneaks up to grab her hand] Little girls shouldn't look for four leaf clovers."
"[Ozzie escapes from the Leprechaun in the basement] You only got away because me powers are weak! I need me gold!"
"[Rips out the dead police officer's eye and puts it into his own head] An eye for an eye, me dear."
"['The Leprechaun pulls his hand off the kitchen burner that's on, chuckling] We're cooking now, kids."
"[Singing, to Alex] I got you in a bear trap / That'll make you shut your yap / I got you in a bear trap / You look like a stupid sap. [The Leprechaun holds a small ax] Oh, oh, it looks like you're hurt. Let's play surgeon."
"[Comes out of the chimney] Ho, ho, ho. I'm right here, and I ain't no Santa Claus. [Get shot by Nathan]"
"Have you seen a crock of gold lying around? [Ozzie shakes his head] Tell me or I'll bite your ear off, and I'll make a boot out of it! [Touches Ozzie's face who nervously laughs and run away]"
"[In a little girl's voice trapped from a bag] I can't breathe. Please open the suitcase. I'm going to suffocate."
"[Screams out while lighting a match] Burn in hell, you little green bastard!"
"[Phones the police for help] Help. Help. It's happening. The attack is on. O'Grady farm. Uh, send help. The leprechaun is attacking. Army, navy, guns, marines. And we're gonna need some medicine."
"[Finding a derelict pick up truck out in the field, to Alex ] Don't cut yourself on any of this old rusty metal. If you do, it will make your jaw lock shut."
"[Holds up his slingshot to shoot the four-leaf clover at the Leprechaun] Hey, Lep! Fuck you, lucky charms!"
"[Correcting Nathan about the Leprechaun not being a bear who came into the house] Nathan, that was no fuckin' bear."
"[To her father, upon arrival to cabin] I am going to be miserable here. There's no swimming pool, there's no shopping malls, there's no cable. Bet you don't even have a TV. This sure ain't Beverly Hills."
"Warwick Davis as Leprechaun"
"Jennifer Aniston as Tory"
"Ken Olandt as Nathan"
"Mark Holton as Ozzie"
"Robert Hy Gorman as Alex"
"Shay Duffin as O'Grady"
"John Sanderford as J.D."
"John Voldstad as Shop Owner"
"Pamela Mant as Mrs. O'Grady"
"William Newman as Sheriff Cronin"
"David Permenter as Deputy Tripet"
"Raymond C. Turner as Dispatcher"
"Her luck just ran out"
"The Luck of the Irish.. just Ran Out!"
"[Repeated line] Join me in Death!"
"[Repeated line] Be my victim!"
"Now you know why we're not too friendly with the local cops?"
"Jeez, get yourself a sense of humor!"
"I'm sure you'll find some way to bust my balls!"
"Take my shield for one little fuck up? [Slams his locker door] ONE LITTLE FUCK UP! [Storms off Jamal Matthews listens close by shaking his head] Well I'll show them, I'll show those fucks!"
"[Referring to Samuel] Get his bigoted ass outta here!"
"Donna D'Errico as Caroline McKeever"
"Tony Todd as Candyman / Daniel Robitaille"
"Alexia Robinson as Tamara"
"Leonardo Guerra as Little Boy"
"Mike Moroff as Tino"
"Mark Adair-Rios as Miguel Velasco"
"Wade Andrew Williams as Samuel Kraft"
"Robert O'Reilly as L.V. Sacco"
"Chris Van Dahl as Dante"
"Rena Riffel as Lina"
"Laura Mazur as Caroline Sullivan"
"Nick Corri Jsu Garcia as David de la Paz"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!