"Get a metal spoon - the bigger and shinier the better. A good soup spoon is best. Look at the back side - the side that won't hold any soup. Your nose is a little big, but you look like you. Now, turn it over so that you're looking at the scoop side. You're upside down? To see why this happens, think of lines of light traveling to the spoon and back to your eye. Since the spoon is curbed, the light hits it at an angle. That means it bounces off at an angle, too. The angle is sharp enough to make the top and bottom cross on the reflected light's way back to your eye."

"We're all just a bunch of bones."

"Science rules!"

"Anyway, here's the deal. All animals, including you and me, need oxygen to breathe. Animals breathe in oxygen, breathe out carbon dioxide; plants breathe in carbon dioxide and breathe out oxygen. So even if you're never going to eat my broccoli again, all animals, and that includes you, pal, need plants because we need oxygen to breathe."

"OK, the suit's pressurized, cooling water's flowing, the breathing air is pumped in. If you think about it, it's a spaceship . . . for ONE!"

"Tina: Hi, and welcome back to "So You Wanna Win $5?""

"Bottoms up!"

"Get vertical!"

"Judge Trudy: ' Court dismissed! Bring in the Dancing Lobsters!"

"Debbie: I like eggs!"

"That was Totally Kyle!"

"From his garage, it's Totally Kyle!"

"Where's Amanda?"

"My name is Penelope Paynt. I'm Amanda's number one fan. I have my very own Amanda website: www.AmandaPlease.com."

"Well, that's our show. I gotta go...'. See ya!"

"Stick around; we'll be back in a second to do stuff!"

"My name's Amanda, and...'."

"Court dismissed! Bring in the Dancing Lobsters!"

"Make with the rising!"

"Raise your rumps!"

"Stand, ye rand!"

"Straighten your spines!"

"Tony's assistant: Tony! It's the Al Dente Brothers!"

"I paid the psychotonimists over $4,000 because they promised me they could cure me of being white. And after they brainwashed me into believing I was an African-American I moved to the ghetto and upon greeting my first African-American brother he beat me mercilessly. And all I said was, "Hey, my nigger.""

"Realtor: This is the Hot Chicks Room. The breakfast table's just over this way..."

"Man, I'm just so tired of all these Star Wars..."

"“This is a urinal cake, not a real cake.”"

"“I made this bong out of a dildo I found. Its name is bonga-longa-dingdong”"

"Well, Sgt. This whole operation is FUBAR!"

"They didn't even get the lyrics to 'Screwing Cats Doggie Style'!"

"Humans rule, dolphins can suck it!"

"Captain Lunatic: I didn't fight a secret war in Nicaragua so you could walk the streets of freedom, badmouthing Lady America in your damn mirrored sunglasses!"

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"MC Skat Kat (voiced by )"

"Sphinxy the Sphinx (voiced by )"

"Fifi la Fume, Li'l Sneezer, Margot Mallard and Patmay K. Martin the Pig (voiced by )"

"Minerva the Mink (voiced by )"

"Ralph T. Guard, Buttons, Gogo W. the Dodo and Stupid Runt the Doggy Dog (voiced by Frank Welker)"

"Smart Rita the Catty Cat (voiced by )"

"Mindy (voiced by )"

"Skippy the Skip-Hippy Squirrel (voiced by )"

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"John Neil Ostrogaff the Brainy Brain, Foreman and Squit (voiced by )"

"Dot Warner the Impossibly Cute One and Mary Hartless (voiced by )"

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